I Am Tianshan Tonglao

Comedy synopsis: ★★Men's Group★★ Qiao Feng: Are you talking about the legendary Tianshan Child Mother? It certainly lives up to its reputation! I saw my grandma's hidden weapon just now. It was powerful yet flexible, and it instantly transformed my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms. What kind of hidden weapon is this? A certain grandma: That's the 'life and death talisman' I recently developed! Is Master Qiao a Khitan? Qiao Feng: ... Yes! A certain grandma (excited): That's true, we are fellow villagers! Qiao Feng (extremely shocked): Are you also a Khitan? A certain grandma nodded (Isn't Inner Mongolia in the 21st century the Khitan in ancient times)! ** Xu Zhu: Grandma, you are the master that the old man Wu Yazi asked the young monk to find! Grandma: Nephew, you made a mistake. Wu Yazi asked you to find Li Canghai, not me. (Two dry coughs, showing signs of aging) Xu Zhu: But grandma, the young monk thinks you are much more beautiful than the person in the painting. With the grace of senior Wu Yazi, the person he likes is definitely you! So you are the right one! A certain grandma: ... Wu Yazi's old head, does he like me? It also depends on whether I can like him. ** Duan Yu: Between the Tianshan boy's grandmother and the fairy sister, should you choose the grandmother or the elder sister? Sad, really sad! A certain grandma: Don't worry, you are so carefree, you think I will fall in love with you in the next life! Duan Yu: I don't have many advantages as a person, except for my thick skin. The more uninterested you are to me, grandma, the more I will stalk you. Bao BuTong (guest star): No, no, even if grandma is interested in you, you will still stalk her! A certain grandmother:...... ** Murong Fu: If you use the other person's method to give back to the other person, why can't this 'Shikigami Version of the Talisman of Life and Death' be returned to grandma? A certain grandma: ... I am mentally retarded and too lazy to understand you. Murong Fu: ... Grandma is the princess of Xixia. If I can marry you, it will definitely help me revive the Yan Dynasty. Wang Yuyan (guest star): Cousin... A certain grandma: ... Princess Xixia is my niece. You got the wrong person, idiot! Murong Fu:...... ★★Women's Group★★ Wang Yuyan: Grandma, do you think I should continue to wait for my cousin to change his mind, or should I accept Mr. Duan's pursuit? A certain grandma: Mr. Duan? Isn't he pursuing me recently? Wang Yuyan:...... ** A'Zhu: Grandma, from now on, Brother Qiao will be in charge of you. Grandma: Stop, don't look for me, your sister is lining up behind you. ** Azi: Hey, return my divine tree king tripod quickly! A certain grandmother: What are you feeding? Is this the proper attitude toward the elderly? Azi: Return it to me quickly, or I will ask my brother-in-law to teach you a lesson. A certain grandma: Ha, ha, ha, ha, Qiao Feng? He has been trapped by my shikigami, wants to come out? It's difficult! Azi: Brother-in-law... ** Li Qiushui: Senior sister, why can you maintain your eighteen-year-old figure and appearance? Why? A certain grandma: Hey, Junior Sister, who told you not to practice the "Bahuang Liuhe Only Me" with me? Li Qiushui: Could it be, could it be... A certain grandma (nodding, deeply): Yes, it is exactly the result of practicing this skill! A few months later Grandma: Little girl, don't follow me, let your mother take you to kindergarten! Little girl: Senior sister, it's me! A certain grandma (eyes widened): Li Qiushui? Little girl (nodding, eyes full of evil): Why am I like this? Why can't I change back? A certain grandma (looked at her for a long time, shook her head): A question of character... ★★Author's words★★ Dear friends, please call me Mr. Wei. A certain guard is in the middle... Live action video series, the plot dialogue is absolutely spoof: Video album: http://www.56. Com/w61/album-aid-7480411. Html 1. Questioning version: http://www.56. Com/w61/play_album-aid-7480411_vid-NDQ3MTEzMjU. Html 2. Love version: http://www.56. Com/w61/play_album-aid-7480411_vid-NDQ4MjQxNjA. Html Articles recommended by friends: "The Bad Husband and the Unlucky Wife" with great potential - http://read. Xxsy. Net/info/177299. Html Popular article "The Best Diao"