I have always felt that being a human being is quite hard, but I just didn't expect to open my eyes again and turned into a goldfish? Maybe it was just an ordinary goldfish, but she was not an ordinary goldfish.
Jin Jiujiu, who had been half-hearted all his life, tragically traveled through time and became a half-hearted fish who even transformed into a human being. Fragment one
Miss! If you don't get up, the master will be angry again.
Jin Jiujiu continued to turn his belly and pretend to be dead. Let me strangle you, what is this? Goldfish and turtle getting married? What can be born from that? It makes my balls hurt just to think about it!
Miss! The little maid's face was filled with confusion.
Jin Jiujiu! ! ! There was a roar outside the door, which made Jin Jiujiu's fish tank shake violently, causing half of the tank's water to spill out. Jin Linyu was dressed in bright red and stood at the door, hating that iron could not turn into steel. He has given birth to so many children, but this youngest is the one that gives him the biggest headache. He went through a catastrophe a while ago and almost died, but this time he dares to marry him!
Jin Jiujiu, I count to three, you can't get out! Jin Linyu waved the golden rope and was ready to go.
Jin Jiujiu showed his fish face, Dad! Why do I have to go? Aren't there more than ten sisters waiting to get married? That's right! Only later did Jin Jiujiu discover that the current Jin Jiujiu was not her Jin Jiujiu, Jiujiu was just a code! It means which child she is, ninety-nine and eighty-one...
Jin Jiujiu, the Turtle Clan wants to see you by name this time. You are just going to meet, not to get married!
Don't go! Don't go! Even if you die! What's not good to marry, a turtle, damn! It makes me sick just thinking about it!
You…
So after that day, Jin Jiujiu was seriously injured at home, and his Taoism for fifty years was ruined. Fragment 2
Miss, today is a good day for you to get married. My uncle has been waiting outside the door for a long time. The little maid was wearing a wedding dress and her little face was darker than the black mud of a hundred years.
Is it okay not to get married? Jin Jiujiu was about to cry. A hundred years had passed. Her father had ninety-nine and eighty-one children, and finally only Jin Jiujiu was left.
The woman outside the door is as beautiful as a flower. My son, come out quickly!
Jin Jiujiu blew a bubble in the fish tank, wiped the fins on his face, then showed his eyes like Bambi, and said pitifully: Mom! I can't even transform into a human form now. Dad, isn't this delaying others?
Xiao Jin frowned slightly, and threw the fish tank and Jin Jiujiu to the ground angrily, "Jiujiu, my mother is not as easy to talk to as your father!"
Jin Jiujiu was beaten to a pulp, wuwu... She must have such a miserable life, even her father beat her half to death, wuwu... She must not be her biological child. Xiao Jin stepped forward, grabbed a piece of crystal shard, and looked murderous, Jiujiu, if you really don't want to get married, the only thing you can do as a mother is to tell your new brother-in-law that my son Jiujiu's life is over and he cannot bear your love...
You... Fragment 4
One day, a woman was sleeping in a crystal fish tank with her stomach turned. A chubby little hand poked her belly on the water and said: Second brother, why do you always like to sleep like this? Will this be comfortable?
The other chubby little hand slapped his head: Dad said it! This is how a dead fish sleeps and is not allowed to be learned.
Brother, I'm asking my second brother, why did you hit me? The three children looked at each other. One of the little kids with a golden headscarf snorted and turned away, so the little kid with a red headscarf immediately chased after him. And with the little azure doll in his hand, he angrily poked a certain woman under the water and ran away. What, he is obviously the eldest brother, wuwu... He wants to complain to his father, it's all his mother's fault!
A certain woman floated up from the water again, her bulging goldfish eyes finally became a little clear, but they became dull again in an instant. I twitched my tail, turned my stomach and fell asleep again...
Um. . . Because the first part always failed to pass the chapter review, I was depressed and wanted to write something funny to lighten my mood. Try again. If you still fail, the only option is to delete those legendary chapters. 55555 Isn't that what romance novels are all about? It's so frustrating!
The title used on the mobile phone reading platform is "Abducting a Cute Wife and Giving Birth to a Baby"
