[This article is fictional history]
Seven years ago, on the night of his wedding, my future prince-in-law led an army of 100,000 men into the imperial city, killing the tyrant Sui Mo Emperor.
And shortly after my country was destroyed and my family was destroyed, I committed suicide by hanging myself 'purely by accident'.
These days
Integrity? What a bird!
Chastity? What a bird!
Saving your life is the right outcome
In order to survive, I had to earn a living, stole stolen goods, sold drugs, sold prostitutes... I became an errand boy, just a fool.
Until one day, my identity was discovered, and the storms and butterflies came swarming
The consort who cherishes the sun is now the supreme emperor of the Nine-Five-Year Plan; the bamboo horse who cherishes the sun is the prime minister of the current dynasty.
Cherish the sun to protect you, and you are now the leader of the Demon Cult; Cherish the sun to read with you, and you are now the richest man in the world.
Women all over the world were spitting and slapping their thighs until they were swollen, and they were scolding me: unruly, watery, frivolous, and immoral.
In fact, as a princess, I am proud to the core
You, you, you, and you, I'm warning you, I've lived for twenty-two years and I'm still a virgin!
Scene 1
"Be my queen, okay?"
"Short-lived"
"... How about being my wife?"
"Life is shorter"
I think back then I had only been his first wife for two hours and then I became a remnant of the previous dynasty.
Scene 2
"The leader of the Demonic Cult, who robs men and dominates women, is full of evil, is unrivaled in the world of sex, and has one foot in the coffin, sent you to pick me up?"
"... Yes, princess, please."
"You have done well in the past few years since you left me. What is your position? When the princess comes to Japan and becomes popular in front of your master, I will not forget to mention you."
"The Demon Cult Leader"
"..."
Scene 3
Wanted order:
Gangster thief——pictured!
Features: black hair, big eyes, high nose bridge, small mouth. With a wild fox by his side who doesn't look like a fox
This person is violent and unruly, with a human face and an animal heart, killing people like hemp, and has no conscience. Anyone who provides the whereabouts will be rewarded with 10,000 taels of gold.
Note: Do not hurt yourself
There was a huge crowd of people in front of the notice at the city gate, and there was a lot of discussion.
A small figure in the corner waved his little meat fist and wanted to rush forward and tear up the paper.
"Princess, calm down, calm down." The jade-like man's face was covered with black lines as he cast his gaze into the crowded distance. After pondering for a moment, he turned around and walked back.
"Helian Wuhen, where are you going?"
"Buy a piece of cloth to cover your dignified appearance"
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This article is not abusive, it is sweet and doting, and the process is very funny.