Wife Is Happy

That ecstatic smile Those slender peach blossom eyes That strong body Those numb eyes Those stern eyebrows An Xin sucked instant noodles, "Who are you talking about?" Qiao Ran: "It's me." An Xin: "Are you sure you're not talking about the big white pig raised in the cafeteria that refuses to give in and fights to the death?" Qiao Ran: "..." This is actually a story about a scheming counselor who fell in love with a seemingly stupid girl and used all kinds of means to kidnap her home. The girl was tortured and unbearable (Qiao Ran: Are you sure this is the truth? O(╯□╰)o) and finally succumbed to the scheming man's lustful power. The sad story of this is flowing backwards. An Xin: "Why are you always pestering me? I have no money, no car, no house, and I can't cook, use a washing machine, repair a rice cooker, or repair an electric fan." Qiao Ran: "I know O(∩_∩)O, so you should follow me." An Xin: "But even my mother can do this, why should I follow you?" Qiao Ran: "..." Well, to be honest, this is a story about a rich, powerful and good-looking general manager who fell in love with an unscrupulous girl with pure eyes and an evil heart, and was tortured into not being a human being or a ghost. The sadness flows like a river. (Qiao Ran: Are you sure this is the truth? O(╯□╰)o) Qiao Ran: "An Xin, do you still remember that night when the moon was dark and the wind was high?" An Xin: "Remember, it was the night you were practicing." Qiao Ran: "In Jin Yong's book, it is described that the golden wind and jade dew will win each other as soon as they meet, but there are countless people in the world. Is this what he said?" An Xin: "That's what it says on the bottom. The main reason is that I don't understand why you want to do this." Qiao Ran (smiling evilly): "For..." Anxin: "..." Wonderful things not to be missed: Excerpt 1: [Have you heard? "Did you see it? This is the flying lady from the Department of Finance that I told you about. You don't know how good she is. Last time the President of the Student Union had dinner with her, everyone came up with this topic for some reason. The President of the Student Union didn't believe it and decided to compete with her. As a result, he lost miserably. He fainted on the spot because of his sadness." "Hey, you don't believe it? Then let me tell you one more thing. Do you know that our Sports Minister is big, right? He is an all-around athlete and has won many gold medals in the sports games. When he competed with An An that day, he had no headaches, hot feet, tonsillitis, or heart attack, but he still lost to An An's thin body." An Xin: Everyone is mistaken. Can the commentator be such a fierce girl? Qiao Ran: From the perspective of the evolutionary theory of survival of the fittest at the origin of species, this person does exist. An Xin: If God gives me another chance, I will definitely evolve into a dinosaur. Qiao Ran: Why? Anxin: more vigorous. Qiao Ran:………… Excerpt 2: [Meow Star] An Xin: "Meow~meow~, do you understand?" Qiao Ran was speechless. Cai Cai looked down upon her: "Are you a cat? Can you communicate? Don't pretend to be a cultured person." An Xin didn't take it seriously, grabbed the meow star and put it in his hand and continued "meow meow~" Qiao Ran: "Quick, beast, let go of that cat!!!!" An Xin: "...... Mr. Sen, you are thinking too much." Qiao Ran: "The big white pig next door died in your hands. The tragedy was unparalleled, so I had to think too much." " An Xin: "..." (Actually, more people die in your mouth) Fragment 3: [Brother Qiao's support team] An Xin hugged Xiaobai (not the black cat, but a black dog), ate potato chips and asked someone who was cooking (preparing to be jealous), "I heard that you have a beauty team to support you? " Qiao Ran: "You don't know? Aren't you a fan? " An Xin: "I don't remember. " Qiao Ran: "Oh, I supported their activities because you were in that beauty group. "(Grinning evilly) An Xin: "Oh" (It's hard to be jealous o(╯□╰)o) Excerpt 4: [My wife is happy] After An Xin ate a piece of Chicken McNugget, he seemed to feel like vomiting, so he yelled angrily, "Mr. Qiao, you want to poison me." " Qiao Ran immediately threw away his knife, threw off his apron and ran over: "What's wrong, what's wrong. " An Xin: "I want to vomit. " (Then make a vomiting gesture) Qiao Ran pondered, "How many months have you not had your period? " An Xin: "I don't know, couldn't you help me remember? " Qiao Ran was extremely excited and suddenly picked up An Xin, "Honey, you are pregnant! ! ! "