Him: Spinach, [Profession] Assassin; [Gender] Male; [Hobby] Female
One day, he died tragically on the street due to a murder caused by a skewer of mutton...
A cheating rebirth, a bizarre time travel, he becomes her - Shangguan Jinzhao!
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Wonderful plot one:
"Brother, please stop touching me!"
"How can you tell if it's good or not without touching it?"
"This... You can see it's soft when you touch it, with fine skin and tender flesh. The skin is almost wet when you touch it..." There was a somewhat embarrassed voice.
"It's done! Auntie, I want these two peaches!" Jin Zhao weighed the peaches in his hands and finally chose what he wanted to buy!
Wonderful plot two
Jin Zhao suddenly showed a malicious smile and climbed up from his lap: "Hey hey hey - Gongsun Yunjin -"
"Huh?" Gongsun Yunjin looked at her face that suddenly came closer with some caution, and quickly leaned back. Her strange smiles made the hairs on the back of his neck stand up: "What... What's wrong?" It was so close, he only had to move forward a little, and he could touch her face! Thinking of that situation, Gongsun Yunjin suddenly felt a burst of heat slowly rushing to his face...
Jin Chao, who had no idea what Gongsun Yunjin was thinking, moved a little closer, pushed him back a few steps, reached out to grab his shoulders, his face changed, and he looked at him cautiously: "Be honest... You are still a virgin!"
Boom——
Gongsun Yunjin felt a roar in his head, and then his eyes went blank, unable to think anything.
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[Famous silly girl] http://read. Xxsy. Net/info/366146. Html
She is the famous "Yin General" in the Tao. She leads the ghost generals and soldiers under her command, and dominates the demons and demons.
A century-old genius from the Feng family, but he is no match for the fate of "General Yin" - short life.
He died young, his last wish was not fulfilled, and he died with his eyes open.
In this life,
Her name is Feng Fei, and she is the youngest daughter of the Feng family, an ancient family in the Kingdom of Taihe.
A natural idiot.
For the past seventeen years, I have been so heartless, so heartless, so dull, so dull that I am neither happy nor angry.
For seventeen years, the Fong family idiot stubbornly maintained the highest state of silence as when she was born.
For seventeen years, I have cherished words like gold and not a single word has been spoken.
(Damn it, there's only one soul in her body, so it's impossible for her not to be stupid!)
When the remaining six souls and souls, the six emotions and six desires return again, and "General Yin" awakens, he will surely be magnificent.
Very good, very strong, very powerful!
Ever since——
What? Did the Feng family idiot laugh? A smile can captivate a city, another smile can captivate a country, and the laughter can make the dead pretend to be corpses, and the funeral can no longer be held.
What? Did the Fong family idiot cry? The pear blossoms with rain make people pity, the jade face with tears makes people cherish it, weeping like crazy, crying like ghosts and weeping, this wedding banquet... It seems that it can't be held.
What? Is the Feng family idiot angry? With angry eyes and teeth, he pointed at Boss Zhan angrily and announced in public: "This man is mine, no one is allowed to get involved with it!"
What else...
"Hey! Zhan, I'm back!"
After waking up, she smiled mischievously, took her old lover with her, and prepared to find a good place, in front of flowers and under the moon, with beautiful scenery, you and I, to spend a spring night together.
"He!! Feng Fei is here, run away!"
Just as he was about to pounce on the wolf, he was interrupted by an uninvited guest...
If you dare to interrupt her Feng Fei's romance with her old lover, you are seeking death! !
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Fragment of [Last Wish]
"Zhan!"
"Huh?" Zhan's eyes never left her.
"Kiss!" She pouted.
As soon as his black eyes dimmed, Zhan didn't hesitate, and with the force of a hungry wolf attacking a sheep, the people around him... Well, the ghosts around him all understood what an "eager and lustful ghost" was!
"I'm dead!"
After leaving the last three words, she watched Zhan pass away with her eyes open, unwilling to fulfill her last wish.
"He actually died with his eyes open."
Several big ghosts were sweating and sighing at the same time.
Fragment of [Chicken Killing Chapter]
"Feng, you, what are you doing?" Xiangru screamed, looking at the man holding the chicken in one hand and the knife in the other: "You, you, you are going to kill it!"
"Yes, otherwise?" It's so obvious, why should I ask?
"You, you are so cruel." She looked at the rooster who was still holding his head high even when he was about to die.
"Are you going to wait for it to die of old age naturally? Xiangru, you are too cruel."
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Fragment of [Spiritual Beauty]
"Little Fengfeng, you are so beautifully dressed today! Are you going to attend a funeral?" Zhong Yi looked at her in red with fascination. Sure enough, only Fengfeng looks best in red.