Leng Miaomiao was sitting in the cafe when she suddenly heard a voice behind her:
"... Excuse me, what are your plans for the future?"
"I will keep working."
"That's it... Then we might not be suitable."
Miaomiao, who had admired her uncle from the People's Liberation Army since she was a child, immediately felt resentful and turned around: "... Why is it inappropriate? You know I want to marry but I can't..."
"Miss, what's your surname?"
"My surname is Leng."
"Married?"
"No."
"Then let's get married."
"... Come..."
Sister chapter:
The door of Shen Hao's house was knocked open. A woman carrying her luggage and a red book in her hand smiled at him and said, "Hello, my name is Leng Xiangxiang. Legally speaking, I am your wife."
Leng Xiangxiang's wish was to become a wanderer. Unfortunately, her great wish was not supported by her parents. For her daughter's too advanced ideas, Leng's father and Leng's mother were afraid that one day their daughter would suddenly bring home a non-yellow son-in-law, so they decided to take the first step and find a son-in-law themselves.
NO.1
"Daughter, congratulations on your marriage!"
"Thank you, Mom... Wait, why didn't I know about marriage?"
"…"
NO.2
"Daughter, this is your marriage certificate and the address of your husband's home. If your married daughter throws water, you should go to your husband's home now. I wish you good luck!"
"Mom~" Leng Xiangxiang looked at the closed door with a black line on her face, "I just got off the plane, at least let me in for a drink of water."
"I'll give you a hundred yuan. Go to the nearby convenience store to buy it." He stuck out a hundred RMB from the crack in the door and closed it immediately.
"…"
NO.3
Leng Xiangxiang opened the so-called marriage certificate, took a look at it, and became furious, "Li Meili, can you explain to me why the wedding date was three years ago?"
"…"
NO.4
Leng Xiangxiang said to her new husband: "Although my father runs a martial arts gym, don't be afraid. I generally do not advocate domestic violence."
"That's good." Shen Hao breathed a sigh of relief.
"However, Tezhu doesn't object at all times."
"... Excuse me, when is the special time..."
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NO.1
Xiyu: I want to poop.
Host: Can you please stop talking about it at the dinner table?
Xiyu: I'm afraid I'll pull him in front of you directly.
Host:...
NO.2
Xiyu: Can you give me a piece of silver?
Host: I want money to go to the hut?
Xiyu: No, I'm not well-educated, and I'm afraid you might abandon me while I'm in the latrine and run away, so I'll make some preparations first.
Host:...
NO.3
Xiyu: I would rather be bitten to death by a wild beast than sell myself.
Host: That's up to you.
Xiyu: Wait, buddy, can you sign a labor contract with me?
Host:...
NO.4
Host: How old are you?
Xiyu: 27, what about you?
Host: 27? Older than me, lie to you.
Xiyu: It's a puppy that's lying to people. Are you younger than me? Ah, little brother, how are you?
Host:...
Xiyu: I didn't come to ancient times for the love between brother and sister.
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Xiyu: Classic, but don't say what I said. Once again, I am just a passerby in ancient times. As soon as my eyes open and close, I disappear. Don't miss me too much.
Host: You should say these words before you eat me up.
Xiyu: ...(I just accidentally fell in love with beauty)...
Xiyu Classic 1:
"My grandma's mother's name is Chen Yu, my grandma's name is Luoyan, and my mother's name is Lianxiang, so my name is Xiyu. My biggest wish in my life was to change my name. For this, I have had countless verbal and physical communications with me. I think it's probably I am too strong, so God threw me into a place where no one can stop me. If God gives me another chance, I will definitely say to my mother: Mom, you are so good at naming my daughter. I like this name so much that I will never change her name again."
Cherishing Jade Classic 2:
"I'd rather stay here and be driven crazy. If you're crazy, you won't know anything. It doesn't matter what kind of beast or poisonous snake it is. I'm not a normal person. I'm not afraid. It doesn't matter."
Cherishing Jade Classic Three:
"Whether it's a handsome guy or a beautiful girl, they are all made up of a bunch of meat. It's just that some places have more meat and some places have less meat. This human flesh is meat, and pork is also meat. Is there any difference?"
Cherishing Jade Classic Four:
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The thing that Lou Wuyan regrets most in his life is that he walked into a place where birds were dead on a certain day in a sweet month, and then he picked up a "puppy" out of kindness and came back. From then on, he began his endless painful life. This "puppy"...