This Man Deserves a Beating

He stretched out his arm, and I stood up quickly, leaving him with a back, "Please close the door when you leave." I walked into the bathroom, turned on the shower, and water hit my face. I couldn't tell which tears were from them anymore! When I returned to the room wrapped in a bath towel, he was no longer there. Lying quietly on the flat bed was a pile of banknotes, a piece of paper and my cell phone that was singing. I ignored the phone, frowned and picked up the piece of paper, and saw what was written on it: "Miss Super Glue, I want to tell you three things. First, I'm not selling, so I can't take your money. Second, you look beautiful without glasses, with your hair tied up, and without clothes! Third...