This is a story about a pseudo-loli that vividly explains the five words of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger: bad martial arts? It doesn't matter! Just have as many helpers as you can - poisonous snakes, beasts, ants, cockroaches, and all the little animals can come to help! Pure and kind? NONONO! What this woman is best at is pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger, pretending to be pitiful, pretending to be innocent, and is proficient in all kinds of martial arts!
Forced to marry? Hum hum, the package has gone away in a roll!
Huh? He actually came after me! I run, I run, I run, run! But, why is this team of wife chasers getting bigger and bigger?
But who are you? Sometimes you are a boy, sometimes you are a girl. Oh my god, you are a shemale...
What, flowery radish? Don't don't! Damn it, you think wearing white clothes and shaking a paper fan is cool!
Hey, hey, hey, what about you, you have such a shameful face, even if your idol is Bao Gong, you don't need to follow the crowd like this!
Oh my god, uncle, why are you here to join in the fun? This is wrong~~~~~
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Rumors, rumors! On the day of the wedding in Prince Xuan's Mansion, the groom, Prince Xuan, stayed at the Wanhua Tower all night, sleeping in the beauty's arms!
Legend, legend, great legend. On the night after Princess Xuan paid her respects, she wrapped up the scrolls and edited a copy of the book. We will see you soon!
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My dear, unexpected cousin whom I have never met, a few big words instantly ignited his raging anger. When I opened the envelope, I really didn't know what to look at. I was so angry that I vomited blood:
My husband, I strongly suggest that you find a quiet place while reading this letter, and prepare a pot of herbal tea that can clear away heat and reduce inflammation. Come on, follow me, inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale. Okay, after taking three deep breaths, does your husband feel better? Now let's see what happens next!
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The little beauty finally came back to her senses, and saluted with a pale face, "Thank you so much, Master, for saving your life. I have nothing to repay you for..."
"Then make your own promise!" Qingsha waved her hand generously, leaving Yao'er and the little beauty stunned.
Huh? Don't they say that after a hero saves a beauty, the beauty will give him his body? Could she have made a mistake?
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Since she is your maid, fine, two hundred taels! After giving the money, you can leave! "Mother Li somewhat admired this girl's courage and decided to let her go.
It's a pity that she wanted to let Qingsha go, but Qingsha insisted on insisting on it to the end, "Humph! I haven't claimed compensation for mental damages from you yet. How dare you ask me to get the money? It's okay to just do the math, so let's give it five hundred taels! "
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*The female pig in this article has a strange spirit and an abnormally poisonous tongue, but she is kind-hearted and righteous. Please be careful with the type of female pig who likes blood but is not good at all!
*Note: The man who appears first is not necessarily the male protagonist. Yan Yan is her biological mother and will not give the female protagonist a male protagonist that everyone is dissatisfied with. Dear friends, don't worry!
*Those who read this article, please do not drink water at the computer desk to avoid damaging the computer!
*I won't list them one by one here, I hope those who support Yan can continue to support!
*Thank you Angel Wife for helping me make the beautiful cover. Yan Yan likes it very much! (*^__^*)
Thank you Xian'er for helping me make the video, it's very beautiful! If you are interested, you can check it out:
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