The Dim-Witted Princess

[The Heroine] How tacky! One of life’s biggest blunders: she had transmigrated too. It wasn’t some glamorous journey through time; she’d simply gone to sleep and never woken up in her own world. Oh well, if she’d transmigrated, then so be it. People say transmigrating is good for your health, so she’d magnanimously live on in this short-lived young lady’s place. But why did she have to get married? That wasn’t part of her plan! This was a disaster. She had no intention of getting involved with an ancient man. She wanted to go home! What? What did this prince just say? This wasn’t the marriage he wanted either? Fine. Since neither of them loved the other, they could have a marriage of convenience. She’d just wait until she turned eighteen, when the King of Hell would come for her and send her back to be reborn. But why had everything gone wrong? Had she really become a pawn in someone else’s plot to take revenge on her regent father, turning into yet another discarded consort in ancient times? Good grief, what did the men’s political power struggles have to do with her? She didn’t want to stay here. She wanted to drag her husband home and go on a honeymoon! She had been determined to return to the modern world, but when she finally made it back, she discovered... Betrayed in both love and family, how would she, reborn once more, stir up the martial world and turn the imperial court upside down? [The Hero] She was the woman every unmarried man in Floating Cloud City wanted to marry. Her pure, ethereal air, as if she were untouched by worldly concerns, infuriated him. If she was so perfect and he couldn’t have her, he might as well destroy her. After all, she had offended him, so he would make sure she never recovered. But this woman suddenly grew so strange that she turned Prince Ning’s manor upside down, causing chaos everywhere. In the end, she even dared to elope. A man can be killed, but never humiliated. He would make her pay for this insult. The best way was to drag her back and have her tortured to death! [An Excerpt] On his wedding night, a man suddenly discovered a peeping tom in his room. He caught her and demanded an explanation. Her answer was: “I came to have a look around.” The man: “...” “Shen Shaohua, what are you doing?” His sharp shout startled Shen Shaohua, who had been busy at work. She looked up, saw her husband, and rolled her eyes helplessly. “What are eyes for?” She was only good with her hands and making sanitary pads. Was there any need to make such a fuss? “I heard from the servants that you bought all the cotton from the cotton shop?” the man asked coldly. The Prince Ning’s manor wasn’t short of cotton, so why had she bought so much? She’d better give him a good reason, or he might lose his temper and strangle her. “Yes,” the woman replied without hesitation. The man: “...” [Tong’s Notes] Tong’s reader group: 60686560 (full) Tong’s home: 86104110 (not full) You’re all welcome to join. Tong will do her very best to bring you wonderful stories! [Recommendations] Recommended works by Tong: Completed work: http://read.xxsy.net/info/179282.html Completed. A hilarious and touching youth idol drama, a warm and moving Cinderella and Prince Charming story you won’t want to miss! "Be My Empress" http://read.xxsy.net/info/96498.html Now in the half-price book collection. You can read the entire completed novel for just RMB 2.48, the price of a bottle of iced tea (RMB 2.5). O(∩_∩)O "Late Love" http://read.xxsy.net/info/147556.html A passionate, heartbreaking romance. "Once I Became a Consort" http://read.xxsy.net/info/126438.html More angst is good for your health~~ "My Husband Is the Dragon Prince" http://read.xxsy.net/info/82597.html A love between god and human, bringing you a love that will move you like never before. "The Flowers Fall, and Love Flows Away" http://read.xxsy.net/info/82521.html A modern romance full of family feuds among the wealthy, guaranteed to bring you to tears. [Friend Links] http://read.xxsy.net/info/206015.html, "Don’t Call Me Master" by Lianshang Wode Ta Zuixuan’s work: http://read.xxsy.net/info/208419.html "The Evil Bride of the King of Hell" Fanghua’s work: http://read.xxsy.net/info/213636.html "The Overseas Returnee Has Set Her Sights on You" Xue Changge’s hilarious work: http://read.xxsy.net/info/214454.html "The Stunning, Delicate Agent". The synopsis is hilarious too. Tong loves it Zhou Xiaoyi’s work: http://read.xxsy.net/info/214265.html "Madam Flower-Rui: The Imperial Consort Who Tamed the Emperor" Night-Colored Traces...