People say that when you are unlucky, you will choke to death even if you drink water. I completely believe it now.
Inexplicably, I traveled to this damn ancient time. Not to mention how backward I was, my young and beautiful girl became a wet nurse!
However, this man is also a super narcissist and a great monk.
Shot one:
"Madam, do you think your husband is handsome?" Someone held a mirror in his hand and smiled like an idiot.
"You're handsome, of course you're handsome. Everyone loves you, you bloom when you see them, you even open the lid of your beer when you see them..."
"Madam, what kind of beer is beer? Why haven't I drunk it before? Does it taste good? Madam..." Omit the N word
"... Shut up!"
Shot two:
"Madam, do you think your husband is handsome?" Someone was lying next to my bed and looking at me with a bright smile on his face.
"Handsome, more beautiful than Chang'e, more beautiful than Diao Chan, better than Xi Shi. Please, please, please, young master, let me have a sleep."
"Madam... Don't you want me anymore? Don't you like me? Do you already hate me? Madam..."
Someone had watery eyes and looked at me pitifully, as if I was the heartless man who always gave up.
"... Be good, don't cry, my wife will buy you sweets later."
Shot three:
"Madam, do you think your husband is handsome?" Someone's voice was low and hoarse. He looked at me with blazing eyes and smiled harmlessly.
"Handsome, very handsome, but... You are still young."
"You are no longer young to be a husband."
"But you are a human being and a man." I continued to persuade him without giving up.
"Of course, otherwise how would I get a wife?"
"In this case, you can't do this even more. This is not what a man would do..."
My faith is disappearing bit by bit, and my defense is disintegrating bit by bit.
"Madam, you can't blame your husband for this..."
Just like that, the man who accidentally touched my little hand was beaten so badly that his face was bruised and swollen, and he couldn't get out of bed for three days.
[Disclaimer] Due to the needs of the storyline, this novel excerpts part of the historical background and characters, but it is purely for joking entertainment. Readers are asked not to take it personally and show mercy. All rights reserved. Any reproduction without the consent of the author will be punished!
[Update time: between 2:00-5:00 pm. Due to work, updates may sometimes be slow, but Qingfeng is definitely not someone who likes to give up. Dear friends, please feel free to read the article! This article will definitely have a perfect ending!
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