God rewards hard work?
These are all prepared for those crazy masters. I, Zhang Waner, am not a lunatic or a master, so I disdain them.
The stupid bird flies first?
These are those people who are trying their best to become immortals. Although I, Zhang Waner, am a fool, I don't want to become immortals, so I ignore them.
What? Are you saying I'm lazy? Don't you know that I have been working hard to make money? I'm really too lazy to tell you...
But why do you always have to trouble me? I'm just a yellow-robed Celestial Master with extremely poor qualifications. Didn't I accidentally travel from modern times to this place? Didn't I have a confusing and sensational life experience? Didn't I just fake marry into the most powerful Hong Mansion for money? Didn't I just get a Ruyi Immortal Vase by chance? Didn't I just secretly hide the "Hunyuan Wuji Sutra"? As for chasing me like this?
Damn it, you bastards have made me so anxious that I can show you how stupid I am!
You, damn Hanbao Feizong, do you think that because you have entered the devil's way and have the spiritual devouring stage cultivation level, I will be afraid of you? I stole your grave!
You, damn Master Ziyang, can you bully me just because you are the leader and have the cultivation level to transcend the tribulation stage? I will destroy your door!
You, the damned Supreme Human Emperor, you are destined to be so great, you have the cultivation level of the Mahayana stage, and you are trying to manipulate me? I've taken your power!
Dad, Mom, wait! When I take over this world and develop supreme supernatural powers, my family can be reunited!
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Fragment 1: Six hundred taels? Eight hundred taels? One thousand taels? ! Even two thousand taels? ! !
"Madam, who do you think I am, Zhang Waner?" With so much money, it's enough to hire a more powerful heavenly master, but you actually gave it to me?
Isn't that too greedy? Mrs. Hong San frowned, thinking Zhang Waner was not satisfied yet. So he took out four thousand taels of silver notes from his arms, and held a total of four thousand taels of silver notes in his hand: "This is the four thousand taels! You can't add more! I will count to three, and if you don't want it, I will tear it up!"
Well, I reluctantly accepted it.
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Fragment 2: "You brat! Your mother called me here to save your life! You don't know what is good and what is good, and you still dare to steal my business? I'm tired of living!!"
Snap!
The door was pushed open and the old lady walked in. She saw her grandson-in-law sitting on her grandson's lap "affectionately". It looked like the relationship between the two was really great!
"Husband, come! Eat a pear! It's a cough reliever! Seeing that you almost coughed out your lungs last night, Wan'er feels so sorry for you!"
"Madam! Don't worry! I have you as my husband, and I will never dare to die in front of you! Otherwise, if you become a widow, I will not be able to bear it as my husband!"
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Fragment 3: "Oh? Who told you that I am just a one-star yellow-clothed Celestial Master? Who told you that I only have the foundation-building level?"
Zhang Waner looked forward jokingly, and a green light burst out from her body, rising into the sky, and finally spiraling down, wrapping her body. After a while, the light gradually stabilized, and a green Tianshi Taoist robe appeared on Zhang Waner's body. The majestic green clothes were floating in the air, and Tan Xiong was stunned in mid-air.
"The green-robed Heavenly Master in the early stage of Golden elixir!!!"
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