The Dandy Princess, the Prince Shows His Noble Hand

The ugly Miss Feng gave birth to a son out of wedlock and became a joke throughout Ancheng. One day, a god-like man descended from the sky and married Miss Feng. From then on, Miss Feng lived the life of a playboy princess. What, saying that my princess is ugly and shameless? Wash off the mask-like paint on her face and blind your eyes. What, are you saying that my princess is uneducated? See, she knows astronomy, geography, yin and yang, and gossip. What, saying that my princess got pregnant out of wedlock? Tell me about my son's life experience and scare you out of your wits. －－－－－－－－－－－－－－ One day, the princess was bored and composed a poem, "Li Liyuan grows grass, one year old and one old and prosperous..." A certain prince looked up from his book and said, "Do you dare not copy Bai Juyi's poems?" The princess went crazy, "Holy crap, even Bai Juyi knows about this dynasty!" A certain treasure hides his face, dear mother, you don't know a single Chinese character, but it's rare to know how to recite Bai Juyi's poems! * One day, the princess was bored again and composed a song, "A laugh spread across the sea, and the tide surged across the Taiwan Strait..." A certain prince shook his book in fright, "Are you going to have epilepsy?" The princess vomited blood, "Would you appreciate it?" A certain baby plugged his ears. He had been used to being abused by this kind of sound since he was a child.