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It's just an account, but you don't even know the father you killed? You can kill me, but be prepared to be killed by labor and management! Are the buns soft and easy to pinch? Okay, wait until the labor and capital come out of the refrigerator to become immortals, and then you can take a look? So and so and so... Remember those who have killed me. Killing requires a life, wash your neck and wait for your labor!

"Daughter-in-law, if living is the life God has given me, then the best gift God has given me is that I met you. If staying with you is the opportunity God has given me, then the biggest request God has given me is to let me take care of you for the rest of my life." Such a romantic side of the male protagonist. "Jing Mo, if you don't believe in my existence again, then I may no longer exist in this world. Because you are my heart, if you leave again, I can only pass away." The heroine's sadness. "Ye Xiaoxiao, don't even think about running away in this life, you can only be mine." The male protagonist has such a domineering side. "Sorry to bother you, I think this is my wife. Please stay away. My wife is not in good health. If you want to be charged with intentional homicide, I don't think I mind if you continue to pester my wife." The male protagonist has such an evil side. "Daughter-in-law, are you satisfied with this trap called marriage?" The male protagonist has such a sinister side.

The three hot spots of Team Putian are: the beautiful captain is cool and crazy, the male wizard has a lot of tricks, and the enemy can join forces. As for why he has so many enemies, the root cause lies with Xu Wan. Xu Wan: Behind every successful queen, there are countless men who have been stepped on by her! Our road is still the heroic road of never shrinking from happiness and hatred!

Meet him in a flying car, meet him in real life, and then fall in love with him. However, misunderstanding comes quietly, what will happen to him and her?

I thought I was just tricked by a handsome and angry NPC. Okay, let's leave it to that. Anyway, Bai is just a despised Zhan Wushu. But he went too far! A certain white broke out. "Why, as a player, am I not being chased by NPCs, but I also have to issue missions, and the most annoying thing is that I have to be killed as the boss of the mission? He even exploded my equipment! Can I still have fun?" What's even more outrageous is that when Bai discovers that his NPC husband is actually being played by a real person, what the hell, has he been deceiving his feelings? ! Dear handsome prince! I think sweet pets are not suitable for us, let us fall in love and kill each other! I really want you to die! ! !

Seven years ago, in order to save the baby in her belly, she resolutely jumped into the sea to save herself; seven years later, she returned with the treasure and captured it with force. A certain mom: "Damn it, go ask that guy how much he weighs?" A certain treasure: "Mommy, are you afraid that he will crush our sofa?" A certain mother said: "Yes, my son, please calculate how much he is worth. I will ask him to compensate." A certain treasure calculated it matter-of-factly, "Yeah. Not too much, not too much, just tens of billions." A certain mom clapped her hands and said, "Son, that's great. Come on, let's ask him to compensate." Just as he was about to start his plan, he turned around and saw a certain CEO with flaming eyes, looking like he was ready to kill people. Ah, the CEO is mad, hit him, go up, block it!

[End of text] [Hilarious] The dancer said that she is a high-end player who plays online games, not a rookie player who is being played by online games, so it is normal for her to lose her virginity and accidentally step into the next server. Let's take care of things as they come, why not find some free time, find some friends, lead the way when nothing happens, and harm the common people! God, please follow me, I have a relationship here that I want to talk to you about! --Teach you step-by-step how to evolve into a shameless girl who pursues a sultry male god. Of course, we are not responsible for the plot of chasing after you and being chased by you in the end! Book club group: 298269642, stepping stone: character or book title

New book online game article "Wandering Online Games: Goddess of top academics, don't be too flirtatious!" Please collect it! He is the great god that everyone in the game respects, and she is the cute female nerve. One day, a passerby @Mo said: Great God, your little wife killed the deputy gang leader of the night. Master Mo Bai had no expression on his face: As long as she is happy. Passers-by were surprised: Master, are you really okay with this? The great god Mo Bai said without changing his expression: Why not? If you kill, kill. At the same time [system prompts] Mo Bai will transfer 888888 gold coins to you. After that, the great god calmly said: If you don't kill enough, you can resurrect and kill again! Everyone is envious, and we also want to have a husband like this. Group: 494890412

It is said that fire prevention, theft prevention and best friend protection are all said, but He Raoyi just didn't listen to these words. He was tricked into the online game "Nine Lives OL" by his best friend. When he first entered the game, his shit luck exploded and he was recognized by the system as the 100 millionth user. He was lucky enough to get a high-level baby "Ling Xian". With this shit luck, the protagonist started the journey of "Nine Lives". If I could describe it in one sentence, it would be as deep as the sea as soon as I entered the online game, and my moral integrity would be a stranger from now on. And I also met a great god. Is this the rhythm of taking her to show off and fly together? But why, this great god is actually her "enemy" Just when He Raoyi was getting away from the great god, the great god said directly: You have provoked me and you still want to run away? He Rao suddenly felt sad, and then pitifully said to a certain master: I just bullied you when I was a child. You have a lot of money, so why bother with a little girl like me. A certain great god smiled evilly: Okay, but from now on you are mine.

There is nothing more awkward than being alone in a team fight in a game. Su Ruo burst into tears. Since the guild he founded in the name of showing off his affection to death was besieged by a group of lovers, all his comrades turned against him at the critical moment. Is it okay to have someone reliable at the critical moment, so as not to expose the lies I boast about that someone has money and cheats? A certain master comes online: Need help? Su Ruo's eyes immediately glowed: This is of course great. The master waved his hand and killed this group of couple dogs who only knew how to show their affection and didn't know the feelings of the bystanders in seconds. Su Ruo laughed proudly, and the masters on the line were dissatisfied and lined up one by one to die. The image of a certain master flashed: Wait, there is something wrong with the equipment. I'll reboot. Three black lines slipped, and Su Ruo roared: Hold it and it won't drop!

Even if they hacked my dungeon progress, they actually ruined my relationship along the way. Couples should go to hell and die together to graduate! Let's settle this account carefully! Wait, why is this plot going so wrong? Hey, hey, hey, what's going on when we fall in love and kill each other? ---------- Why is it that while other professional players retire and return to gaming and thrive, I am as miserable as the protagonist in a trashy online novel? ? ---------- The first book in the Homeward Journey series, "Three Thousand Shao Yu", has been completed The second book in the Homeward Journey series, "Dating Masters Is the Serious Business" has been completed. The third book in the Homeward Journey series "The Great God Has Disconnected" is serialized on ING

(Sweet pet) Others call it rebirth, but she calls it upper body. Alien colonel Qiao Yao was reborn on Earth to practice online games. She said: She has a good emotional quotient and is easy to push down. /Qiao Yao: Height, weight, age, education, place of residence, phone number, federal communications.../Master: =_=/One day, on the podium of the championship in a game competition, the master knelt down. Qiaoqiao, I love you and I am willing to marry you. "Everyone: OMG, why does the style of painting feel wrong..." "This is a story about a cute girl overthrowing a sinister master. Just like it, please vote for me." [Q group: 154754714]

[End of text] When she found out that the person she liked was cheating on her by playing a shemale account, she felt that her whole world had collapsed. But thank God, he didn't give up and kept clinging to her. So in the end, I still waited for happiness. Qiao Shiyue: "You are a male god, how can you be a monster?" Hang Ye: "If I had known that I would love you so much now, I would never have approached you as a shemale." Qiao Shiyue: "If I had known today, why bother at the beginning?" Hang Ye: "So I can't let you go. You must stay with me, do you hear me?"

Pan Meifei turned around and used three months' salary to buy a Dashen account to return to the game. The fake master who plays a carefree and carefree manner in the game is facing off against the real master who is number one in the entire server... "Master, I'm just passing by, please don't kill me~" A certain woman rolled around in a shameless manner. The great god is always at odds with her

A story about a cute girl who meets a great god. The game "Nine Yin Manual" is used as the creative background. Relaxed and humorous, one-to-one loving writing.

After a certain handicapped person entered the game, he met all kinds of people and all kinds of things. The game life is "colorful" ~ I am forced to jump over wells, city walls, and cliffs by various souls. Tortured by life, he learned guzheng, cooking, and even learned to be a fortune teller. Sure enough, she is the top ten soft girl, okay!

What should you do when a remote profession is attacked by a group? Luo Qingchen chose the most fragile mage to avoid the archer's arrows. Want to get close to him in close combat? Delusion! When I knocked down the mage, I discovered that this naughty mage had a shield! The mage raised his staff and pointed it at her forehead, and she turned into a white light and disappeared. "You grown men bullied me, a girl, so sorry for you!" One day, someone came to her for a PK. It was a complete instant kill, and some people couldn't stand it. They said: "Let her die happily!", "Didn't you use your skills without seeing me? She can't hide, do you blame me?" This is shameless! Do you still want to have moral integrity?

She obtained the godhood in the final battle, but took the divine space with her and traveled back to 10 years ago, when "Alien" was not yet open. The former Fa Xiao has not yet suffered persecution, and the former friends have not yet turned into enemies. With the fate of three teenagers on his shoulders, he resolutely joins the game and plays with the gods! Originally, her most powerful summoned beast became the villain BOSS, and she changed from a witch who was defeated by thousands of people to the incarnation of justice. How will her destiny change? [Game alien novel, set in the big universe, tells the story of humans using clones to explore alien worlds! ]

The new book "The Cute Kitten Princess: Immortal Lord, Don't Mess With Me" is released. It's hilarious and cute. Hurry up and add it to your bookshelf~~ [One-to-one pampering article] "Master, I have a love interest that I want to talk to you about!" "Study hard and make progress every day." A great god is worthy of being a great god, even his reasons for rejecting people are so... Positive. A few months later-- "Master, why do you have to marry me?" "You love money and I have money, wouldn't it be a perfect match?" "..." The great god was worthy of being a great god, what he said made sense, and she couldn't even refute it.

He is an abandoned son of the Zhao family, with disabled legs, but he is also a mysterious business emperor with a fierce personality, resolute and decisive. She is the illegitimate daughter of a wealthy family, and she was forced to marry her as a life-saving mother! That night, she smiled, her gaze dropped to his legs, laughing at his "no". He raised his eyebrows, with a cold look in his eyes, turned over and pressed her under him, and raised the corners of his mouth slightly: "Really? Is it okay? Why don't you give it a try?"

Lin Xiaolin, who became an NPC due to a system failure, has only one wish: to quit the game, quit the game, quit the game! But why is it so difficult to quit the game! After finally successfully logging out, why is the player account such a scumbag? Forget it, why not go back and practice the NPC account - violent scumbag, harming friends, teasing the great BOSS, all at your fingertips~ Welcome to join this book's Q group chatting about plot characters, group number: 514652061 (Thanks to Qingcheng Time Children's Shoes for creating it) [Thanks to the reading review team for providing book review support]

The girl showed a faint bitter smile. It was only at this moment that she realized that she was just a poor supporting character, destined to be around him forever, but could not get his sincerity. Forget it, this was a failed chasing game that should have ended long ago. The girl raised her head and looked firmly into the distance. This time she must live for herself. The man stood on the edge of the cliff, tilting his body to the right habitually. When he found that the right side was empty, he frowned and narrowed his eyes slightly. This time, he was determined to win the beauty!

[Feng Shang Pavilion] Let me tell you that reading is a beautiful thing. Http://www. Hongxiu. Com/fengshang/ If you have ever played online games, you will find that everything there is bloody. For example, just now, Jiang Linglong went to the bathroom to take a shower, and when she came out, she saw that she was killed by her husband in the game. Reason: Linglong, the most beautiful girl in Ligefu during the "turbulent times", is actually a shemale! Linglong didn't care about the beauty rankings, but people from the Mao Youyou family always insulted and slandered her! In order to please his current wife, the ex-husband who liked the new and disliked the old not only expelled himself from the gang, but also went to Maple Grove Drunk Canyon to have sex with him! You need equipment, right? I'll give it to you as parting fee! If you want PK, right? I will accompany you to the end! Regardless of her lolita appearance, Linglong's long-sleeping pseudo-royal heart roared. Double-open PK, strong single operation, and the medical girl can also be very violent. Oh, God! Jiang Linglong thought it was shameful that she had married the leader of the No. 1 Gang, but for her, a cousin was favored by the No. 1 Gang leader again! ? [Online games for girls, it's easy to be cute and cute, if you like it, join in! ]Recommended Yan's completed article "Cute Concubine is Very Rich": http://novel. Hongxiu. Com/a/433486/ ​​Recommended Yan's serialized article "Painting Bones to Make Face, Doctor's Skill in Treating Concubines": http://novel. Hongxiu. Com/a/570878/ Yan's Sina Weibo: http://weibo. Com/sanci

In the game, he protected her like this: "If someone bullies Xiao Xiao again in the future, I promise not to show mercy." In reality, he teased her like this: "I hope that when I meet you next time, you will be alone." "I want to see you." He can be very gentle. "When did you know that I was Luo Mu Xiaoxiao?" "When I first saw you." He can also be very shady. I wanted to outsmart the evil master, but I was tricked by the master. Is it just a matter of IQ?

A girl with severe facial dysplasia has set up a stall in the game... Player: Girl, here are two sets of intermediate gold-creating medicines. Girl: 20 gold coins. Player: Girl, we are all old customers, discount~ The girl raised her head, stared at the other person for ten seconds, then lowered her head: 20 gold coins. Player:...--Please support the new book "Online Games: There is a Black Shop"--

Shui Ling was reborn from the era of holographic online games and returned to the era of keyboards. Faced with a destitute girlhood, Shui Ling, who had no powers, no space, no knowledge of chess, calligraphy, and painting, and only a brain full of advanced future knowledge, developed a game plug-in that no one can crack!

He is the greatest god of life and death in the game, and the dark emperor in the real business world. He can make clouds and rain with his hands, and he is omnipotent. I happened to meet her - a woman who is sometimes calm and sometimes nervous. It is said that the men in the game are delicate and easy to fall, but Zhuru failed thousands of times. "Zhuru, who asked you to enter my bathroom?" Xia Cangyuan roared for the N+1 time. "You are all mine, why can't you enter the bathroom?" "..." Xia Cangyuan was angry. Zhuru took advantage of his unpreparedness and pushed him against the wall. He covered his mouth with his hand and smiled evilly: "Keep your voice down, there are people outside."

In order to get close to the male god, Su Ran, an online game rookie, plunged into the chaotic world of online games without hesitation. A complete novice in gaming, he was tortured and tortured in various ways in the game, which can be said to be heartbreaking. Until she catches an alternative rare animal pet by chance, the entire game world begins to be overturned...

Outside the city of Chang'an, the great god stood on the city wall dressed in green clothes, looking down on the world. Xiao Xiaoqiangwei: "What a coincidence." Zhanjian Tianxia: "It's not a coincidence at all." Xiao Xiaoqiangwei: "..." Zhanjian Tianxia: "I'm waiting for you specially." Xiao Xiaoqiangwei: "Really?" Zhanjian Tianxia: "Well, wait until you get lost and return to the city." In the future, please see how the tsundere master takes over the cute rookie step by step and achieves an unparalleled marriage.

Is it bad luck to receive a difficult mission in the game? Forget it, but what's even more unlucky is that after going through all kinds of hardships, I found a cheap dragon. This dragon has no sense of good and evil and just does what it wants to do, regardless of whether it causes trouble for others. This dragon is so greedy for money that it would rather dismantle itself and sell it for money. This dragon is obviously just an NPC, but it wants to have a relationship with a human. It's a shameful thing to do. Meluan felt that she had been unlucky for eight lifetimes to be entangled with this dragon. Help! ! ! ------------------------------------------------------- Generally speaking, the update time is between 6pm and 8pm every night If you recommend it, I will try to add more updates, and the update time will be at noon.

The heroine Ning Jiu said: Let's talk about the author, The ultimate BOSS is the core intelligence of holographic online games. The female supporting role is a time traveler, The male partner is a reborn person; The male protagonist was reborn twice... Everyone's settings are so cool, I am the only real heroine who is original and authentic. Finally, he was born into a noble family, but in the end, his family was exterminated. Come here and I promise not to beat you to death. The author said: I won't go there. Only in humbleness can there be room for growth. You have to understand my painstaking efforts.

Yao Qianqian: Please support me! Please support me! Passerby A: Just follow me and I guarantee that you will enjoy spicy food! Yao Qianqian: Where did the poor guy and the five scum come from? What I am asking for is material support. How can you fight if you are so weak? Passerby A was sad and angry: Auntie, it's not me who is a scumbag, it's you who are too strong! Even though she really wanted to fight, she had a bright and profitable future ahead of her, so Yao Qianqian still had no choice but to put down the butcher knife. Blacksmithing, cooking, sewing, medicine, Shao Qianqian can do everything. Let's see Qianqian become the first person in a foreign land with her superb life skills!

An online game novice grows up to be a great god. A cold and funny goddess grows into a protective master. "Master, help me!!!" "I can't teleport there. Are you in the copy?" Visual text of male protagonist.

The new book has been released, please take a look! Don't carelessly vote for new books when it comes to recommending votes! Yaoyao thanks you again... Everyone: Goddess, how did you get announced in the world? Xiaoqi: Challenge the boss! Everyone: Goddess, how did you level up? Xiao Qi: Work hard to beat the boss! Everyone: Goddess, how did you and the Great God get together? Xiaoqi: Fight the boss with the master! Everyone: Goddess, why are there so many bosses? Xiao Qi: The system has been triggered!

Mo Ruo was reborn. Finally, I have a house, a car, and an RV. I finally have a mythical beast, an artifact, and an army. I finally have a beautiful man, a guild, and a mission. But why do my legs tremble when I see this guy? Mo Ruo summoned all the pets to line up: I am a great god and I am not afraid of you~~~~~~~A certain god snapped his fingers and the battle was over. Mo Ruo: 55555555~~~~~Bad guy~~~~~~

In Tang Baolan's memory, she has always lived in a quiet village, until a group of outsiders broke in, causing her ordinary life to be overturned... But can anyone tell me what an NPC is? Also, why am I an NPC? Ps: The new book "I Can Copy Ya" has been released~

B=======================================,, See the scenery, collect titles, tease handsome guys, and find out gossip. Wherever there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are rivers and lakes, there is excitement. Watch me prosper and act out a travelogue.

Xu Wan returned to the Canghai server of "Tian Tian OL" wearing a single-handedly dominant male vest, in order to seek revenge from her ex-husband, dominate the two major alliances, and then reach the top of the game. But unexpectedly, on the first day after she came back, she encountered Chou Meng Meng, a man who had a crush on her and entered her gang wearing a daddy's vest. Joining forces, the two of them strengthened the gang, cannibalized one alliance, and went further and further on the road to dominance.

Yang Qingtong, who looks innocent and beautiful, has a shrewd and funny personality, which scares away the boys who want to chase her. By chance, she returned to her hometown, Peach Blossom Town. Here, she conquers cities and lands, directs the country, and looks like a queen. I don't know if this rhythm will bring her luck or disaster. In short, her declaration of love is: be a peach hero and let the chrysanthemum monster cry! ~Book club group: 16836012.

The most money-oriented game. She played simply to squander her father's money to make him angry. The angrier her father was, the happier she became. What she never expected was that she would meet someone here who loved her as much as life, giving her full of warmth and touch. Who is the mysterious star queen who caused a sensation across the server? Who is the mastermind behind the successive calculations and dangers? How should she choose when she can only choose between love and friendship? If she finally discovers that her hatred is an ignorant and ridiculous mistake, and everything is irreversible, who will tell her how to face it?

In life, he is her neighbor; on campus, he is her chairman; in the company, he is her boss; in online games, he is her master! ! Oh my gosh, she really can't get enough of this peach blossom! ... When Chu Nian and Qichen were dating in the mall, she fell in love with a pair of boots and was very satisfied. Qichen: "Do you want to buy it?" First thought: "Don't buy it." Qichen glanced at her: "It's not suitable for you, it's too thick." Qichen: "When the wind blows, you should carry bricks in your bag." First thought: "I think it's good to bring gold, it's dense and heavy!" Qichen hugged Chu Nian and touched her lips like a dragonfly: "They will snatch her and her bag away." Chu Nian was so cute: "If you don't tell, who knows." Wait! The first thought is to look towards God! He! He just stole her first kiss! ! Please support my new work, "Meet You Later, I Will Be You for the Rest of My Life". If you want all kinds of criticism, all kinds of chats, all kinds of advice, please join the later reading group, all kinds of girls are waiting to tease: 175390377

Hua Feihua, who is naturally optimistic, did not give up hope even after being rejected by eighteen companies in a row after graduation. Finally she found a job, but it was her twin brother Hua Feiwu who couldn't stand it anymore so he pulled her into his online studio. "You just need to stay in the [Internet World] and wander around. If you're really bored, just play [Genesis Max]. Don't cause trouble, understand?" Seeing her elder brother's serious expression, Hua Feihua nodded cooperatively, and then ran off to play games. And so a generation (*silenced*) was born... "What kind of profession is this?! Why does the name of Mao's profession even have a silent mosaic?!" Hua Feihua shouted while looking at the long string of unknown characters on the profession bar on the attribute panel.

The scumbag poached the corner, Xinxin made a comeback and took off the disguise! The trumpet is being hunted, and she is like a rat crossing the street, struggling to survive! After all the anticipation, we finally merged with each other and started our counterattack! Xinxin stopped the great god Tianxuan: "Stop, great god! Please challenge me, please teach me, please PK, please educate me, please abuse me, please... Please ask me all kinds of things." Great God Tianxuan: "Are you proposing?" ---- A duel between RMB players and technical players. The battle between a newbie in the workplace and a sharp and mean senior in the workplace!

Saying goodbye to the most painful master-disciple relationship in the world, I became a not-so-tough monster in Jiang Hu Qi Tan. One day I picked up a wretched great god, and then this great god became my master... --The plot is fictitious, please do not imitate it.

Du Meng is a rigid, rigid person with no sense of life. Looking back at the past and present, she feels that there are only two times in her life when she has been cute; one is when her parents call her by her nickname; the other is when she is a little kid who doesn't know anything and beats haystacks as monsters on the roadside. A Taoist priest carrying a sword walks past her. When he sees her name, he suddenly shouts - ! I see that your five elements are lacking in cuteness, so why not worship me as your teacher? [Nearby][I'm not cute]: Then she stabbed his instep with a small wooden sword. Later, the Taoist priest really became her master.

At the press conference after the game of the Snowy Online Gaming Professional League, the male idol Nan Jue held up a shockingly ugly ID card with a gloomy face, and then said: "I didn't play this time because a woman took my ID card by mistake. According to the league regulations, I don't have an ID card." The document cannot appear. Therefore, I also want to use your platform to do a favor and ask this lady to send my ID card to the Muxue Club immediately. "With that said, Nan Jue pointed the ID card at the cameras of the reporters and positioned it for everyone to take pictures. At the same time, a handsome man's ID card appeared in Shao Qing's wallet, and her world went dark! No! It's all dark! Damn it! It's actually the sucking man! How dare she expose her dark history on TV! Come here, I promise not to beat you to death!

Passerby A: Little Lolita, my brother will help you upgrade. Xiaoyue waved her hand and gave the goblin next to her a fireball, killing him instantly! Passerby A-_-||| Passerby B: Sister, do you want a level 30 orange weapon? Brother, here it is. . . . Xiaoyue silently took out the level 50 orange weapon. . . Passers-by are silent. -_-! Let's see how the former No. 1 Loli Master in "The World" will fight again! Xiaoyue entered the past "World" on a journey to find her husband, but she didn't expect to stumble upon a hacker's conspiracy. Mock up! Hackers are amazing! I'm still a master of online games!

As a novice in online games, it is too difficult to achieve the great feat of dominating the world. But being able to hook up with a group of partners who dominate the world also takes a high-end route. It would be even better if you could pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger to counterattack. And Su Lele, who is extremely talented, performed such a coquettish and awesome story...

Hun Dan, isn't it said that the players in 'Miracle' are all humanoid? Why did she turn into a stupid dragon with an extremely stupid look when it was her turn? It's nothing, they say it's cheap but not good, she can't stand it! But what happened to this inexplicable pet contract? Brother! She is obviously just a player with almost zero lethality, not a real dragon pet! Don't throw it away if you get offended! Tail, tail, her tail is about to be broken~~~~~~~~ The desperate Mu Lele closed her eyes and resigned herself to the wonderful moment of impending death... Huh? No injury or pain? Your life was not lost? Suddenly, I heard a wonderful prompt sound coming from the system: The player Lele is extremely talented and has mastered the dragon skill 'Thick Skin and Thick Flesh'... Mu Lele:......

I am not the protagonist of this book, but I will make the protagonist regret for being my enemy. It doesn't matter if I'm a demon, I have the ability to kill gods. It doesn't matter if there are few people, each of them can withstand thousands of armies It doesn't matter if I get dumped, I'm blessed by a natural beauty. So what if you are a clown, you can also write a legend Let me state in advance that the author is a student party and will update twice a day, about 1,500 words, with occasional outbursts.