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Concubine Xi, a little cannon fodder in palace fighting, mysteriously falls into a modern classroom and gets to spend time with the warm-hearted "Emperor" Siwen at close range. Happiness comes so fast! In order to win the smile of "Emperor" Tang Siwen, Concubine Xi bravely entered the modern knowledge school, fought against the exploding oven in the kitchen, and battled wits and courage with her male and female love rivals in school. Lan Yinuo unexpectedly appeared halfway to join in the fun. His eyes were too strange, his smile was too evil, and his words were too profound. Concubine Xi couldn't tell whether he was a friend or an enemy, let alone his relationship with Siwen. It's already hard to win Siwen's favor, but also to complete the historical mission imposed by the old eunuch who disturbs people's dreams every night? My concubine, I can't do it!

The author of "Flying Pot in the Snow Mountain" has carefully created a new work that continues to be a bestseller in the old and cute style! After eating the King's meal, a marriage was made, and the partner was still the Prime Minister with his face covered... Su Jiu expressed her sadness! There are usually two types of people who cover their faces with gauze. The first type is too beautiful; the second type is too ugly. --I never expected that the Prime Minister would actually fall into the second category. The Prime Minister who is famous throughout the country would actually have a big buck tooth! And there is a curse on him, so whoever sees him will be unlucky. Su Jiu was frightened and cried when she saw her true appearance: "I said I didn't want to see it, but you insisted on me seeing it!" Now it's better, only by marrying him can the solution be resolved. "The little girl is really not blessed to receive the kindness of a beautiful man, so please find another beautiful woman!" "I don't like beauties, only dregs." "You are the dregs, you look like the dregs!"

Lu Xiaohua, who hates getting married, thinks it would be great if her luck was as strong as athlete's foot, so that she would not scare away the male compatriots she is dating. It was not easy to meet a master who did not dislike her, but she did not expect that this person was a violent maniac. Finally, I found someone to marry me, and the gentleman actually exchanged ideas with the groom, and took over himself. This is not enough. The most terrifying thing is that the violent maniac said that she, Lu Xiaohua, was the love he missed all those years... The strongest heroine in history: a Luhua chicken who "always wanted to get married, but the engagement was always broken off"! The most hilarious plot in history: Only if you can't think of it, there is no one Lu Xiaohua can't meet.

This is a chaotic and hilarious youth campus story. This is a story about the mutual influence between the two-dimensional foundation and the three-dimensional reality. He, Chu Xiaoran, has a good appearance, good academic performance, positive thinking and healthy mind and body. He fell in love with Duan Ke, a fellow woman, just because of a mere one yuan on the bus. At first, I thought she had been misled, and she determinedly tied him up with each other of the same sex. From then on, she started the dark mode of "I can't explain it clearly but I still have to explain it". But he still tried his best to overcome all difficulties and try his best to guide her on the right path. Who would have thought that the process was incredible, and he suffered setbacks one after another. When I confessed to her, her reply was "You actually like girls." Oh my god, how come it's abnormal for a boy to like a girl... Yes, this is the world of fangirls that you can't understand.

Being aloof, he never thought that he would be entangled with a manly woman and that was, entangled! Taming! No! Stop! She expressed shock to the man that she just wanted to keep her job. She told him, no! Have! Prosper! Interest! He was hospitalized, she gave him soup and he was frustrated, and she came to help Iceberg Gentleman caress his chest in fear: He was actually being targeted by a strangely powerful female man! The corners of the King Kong female man's lips twitched: Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, purely coincidental! Suddenly one day, he was confused. She was obviously just a stalker. Why did she block fires, avoid car accidents, and even prove his innocence for him? And he seemed to be a little excited...

Su Xiaoluo and Zhu Xuan had a long-standing feud: "Su Xiaoluo, I heard you like me?" "You heard wrong." "You said no, then why did you look back at me?" During the tug-of-war, Zhu Xuan was injured, but Su Xiaoluo fell down due to dizziness and blood: "Su Xiaoluo, you are really good. The injured person is my brother, and I have to send you to the hospital. You sleep like a dead pig. No, you are heavier than a dead pig..." After fighting, Su Xiaoluo's emotions became his emotions, and Zhu Xuan finally realized the importance of this matter: "Su Xiaoluo, remember to take medicine, remember to drink brown sugar water, remember not to be late for your morning reading tomorrow... And remember, I like you." Su Xiaoluo finally lost his composure: How could someone confess like this? Put your preferences in the parallel items of taking medicine, drinking brown sugar water, and not being late for morning reading, and it is the last one! Su Xiaoluo thought for a long time and came to this conclusion: Emma, ​​Zhu Xuan forgot to take medicine again!

Song Yitian, the uncle of the Dongyu Kingdom, is admired by the women of the country because of his romantic nature, and is nicknamed the National Minister. There are rumors that Shangguan Xiang, a talented woman from Dongyu Kingdom, had an affair with Song Yitian due to an accident. In order to get rid of Song Yitian, a walking charmer, the emperor made two enemies with completely different styles become a family with a marriage certificate. After getting married, Song Yitian abandoned his family and his wife in order to fulfill his heroic mission of saving the country and serving the people. Shangguan wanted to carry out the Song family's goal and carry on the family line. Shangguan Xiang also got acquainted with Song Yitian's master, Zhang Jue, the owner of the famous sword sect, Xia You, a knight errant with multiple identities, Feng Hanxiu, the beauty leader of the Liujing sect, and Yu Yingze, the female head of the bandit alliance.

Cai Jiaozi, a daughter of a nouveau riche in City C, fell in love with the second young businessman at first sight. When she first entered the upper class, she encountered obstacles everywhere, but her love for Shang Huaijin grew stronger day by day. Unfortunately, she had nowhere to climb this high branch. For the sake of his daughter, Cai's father, who is crazy about his daughter, and his business rival Xiao Bie, who has ulterior motives, destroyed the business's foundation. Unknown to Diaozi, he enthusiastically supported Shang Ershao, but he didn't know that he had gradually fallen into Shang Huaijin's trap. The relationship between the two was strong, but when the relationship was dark, Shang Huaijin made a beautiful counterattack and sucked away all the funds of the Cai family overnight. In order to avoid his creditors, Cai's father ran away overnight, leaving Dumpling alone to deal with everything in a daze...

The CEO's wife Gu Xiaodian tearfully summarized: "How to Prevent Being Tricked by the CEO". If you encounter a young man suspected of jumping into the lake on the lakeside, don't rush over and hug him! Mr. President: Yes, you will be targeted by me again, and - I am just admiring the lake. If you join the CEO's company and are assigned to clean toilets, don't grit your teeth and persevere just for the sake of hard work! Mr. President: Yes, maybe you will meet me in the toilet, and then... Be transferred to our house to clean the toilet. When you work as a nanny at the CEO's house, don't accidentally turn the porridge into dry rice! Mr. President: Yes, in this way I will cook for health and safety, and make you so fat that you can't squeeze out of my house. Don't let your charisma break out and have a school cool ex-boyfriend! Mr. President: Yes, after all, as much water as there is on the earth, I have as much jealousy as I do - I just received the news that my 5-year-old brother praised you for your beauty again. I have to go back and take care of him first. Goodbye.

It is said that this is the second group of dragons in the dragon clan. It is said that they have all been to the human world and made many jokes in the human world. Let's read the article one by one: who saved the eldest princess Taotie who could never have enough to eat, who framed Pulao, the fourth son of the dragon who was afraid of everything, who fell in love with the ugliest Yaizi in the world, who could afford the brave Pixiu who swallowed gold and silver, and who was trampled through the roof by the third dragon princess who watched the moon? And behind these unreliable dragons, there is always a group of unreliable gods supporting them. Of course, we have to admit that this is really a very unreliable world.

A book that makes you laugh or not! Jokes are accumulated from traditional Chinese culture. They are the essence extracted from people's experience summarizing human society and natural phenomena and making theoretical summaries. The philosophy and wisdom contained in it, with its profound thoughts and wonderful language, inspire generations after generations.

Emergency Department Superwoman Yu Ying, whose scientific name is Yu Ying, is an attending physician in the Emergency Department of Union Hospital. She is famous on the Internet because of her Weibo account @Emergency Department Superwoman Yu Ying. She labels herself as "doing whatever she wants", "unfettered", "unorganized" and "undisciplined". It is both a model for doctors and a negative teaching material for doctors. As an attending doctor who works on the front line of the emergency department, she can fight at work and complain after get off work. She can calm medical troubles and shoulder the leadership. She is especially good at teasing the poor and dares to speak. If you dare to ask her, she dares to answer. She will also tell you by accident before you have time to ask. Female doctors who subvert the traditional image of doctors are not rigid, do not accept weakness, dare to speak and act, and let the public know that doctors have a heavy side. The people said: It is the first time to see such a doctor and they are happy to see him.

Ma Lishu, the most useless Taoist priest in history, was a "cultural worker" who made a living by posting small advertisements. He was born in a family of Taoist priests who had a descendant with psychic ability in every generation, and the psychic ability of this generation happened to be inherited by Ma Lishu, so he inherited a two-story building left to him by his grandfather's second uncle's great-grandson and began his life as a Taoist priest. This two-story building is located in a very yin place. It houses a hanged ghost with a big tongue, a man's head, a tongueless kid, a vixen, a painted-skin demon, and a mythical beast - Pixiu. Each of these ghosts and demons has a tangled and hilarious story. Please listen to Ma Lishu tell you...

This book is known as "the most hilarious literary work in history" and is full of fantasy. It is rated as the pioneer work of the "Journey to the West School" in Chinese online literature! The author completely subverts the traditional image of Sha Monk in Journey to the West. In an alternative and humorous style, he tells a Buddhist scripture-seeking story that is completely different from Journey to the West. The book uses the tone of Sha Monk, creates its own chronology, and uses the form of a diary to project the ups and downs of a group of urban young people struggling for life through the journey of four masters and apprentices from Journey to the West. The whole book is full of details about the way of thinking about postmodern life, making people laugh while crying and being alert through humor. It is indeed a rare inspirational classic for young people in contemporary literature.

Was there any mistake? As the student council president, she, Ping Guoguo, unexpectedly fell into the sewer during the new semester's admissions meeting! Coincidence or accident? Not only did she meet a handsome man in strange clothes, but she also accidentally entered a strange shop with a strong Chinese style. Here, there are not only talking rabbits, but also black pigs holding steel forks... But what shocked Ping Guoguo the most was that the handsome man actually gave her a strange handsome boy!

Holy Star College is a points-based college with the theme of the twelve zodiac signs, but there is only one Leo in the whole college - the student council president Beitang Yao. He is always a 100% top student. Only students who have obtained 99 credits have the opportunity to get close to him. In order to get close to him, Hua Jieyu hid the fact that she was also a Leo and sneaked into the academy. However, as soon as she entered the school, she provoked Sagittarius, the "number one person in the school with 0 points", who wanted to make her into the "second person in the school with 0 points". The scheming committee member of the scheming and powerful Scorpio also deducted her credits from time to time...

Hug the emperor's lap? ! That's all, in order to get rid of her reputation as a "pretty widow", she risked her life! Who knew that it was difficult to climb on the dragon bed, and that it was difficult to mix in the harem! Before she could bring disaster to the country and people, she was rumored to be having an affair with her father-in-law! She just wanted to find a talisman to keep her alive, but she ended up like this! Does she look so hungry?

After her entire family was executed, she was thrown to the enemy's bed to be entertained. After finally getting a prince's golden son-in-law, she was framed for seducing the emperor. She was originally a beautiful and lovely person, but she ended up becoming a nun and unfortunately lost her unborn baby! How could there be such a miserable woman! She vowed to launch a desperate counterattack! How can she keep a place in this sinister harem?

"Why do I have to be shameless and help you pimp?" She took a back seat and was willing to work as a green leaf, but she encountered a nymphomaniac roommate who was selling her friends to beg her husband. He caressed her wrist and kissed her ambiguously, "How about I fall under your pomegranate skirt?" The "royal sister" little secretary and the "cute creature" boss, the tsundere queen and the cute and sinister man fall in love and kill each other. Who will carry out a thrilling "counterattack" to the end...

In HC Academy, there are martial arts figures from various gangs, and she is the powerful witch who is famous far and wide! I just didn't expect that she, who has always been "notorious", would be teased one day, and the "murderer" one after another was still the same person... Humph! If the tiger doesn't show off its power, do you think I'm a KT cat? No matter who you are, if you offend this lady, you won't get any good results. Just when the witch is showing off her power, she discovers that the identity of the handsome "murderer" is actually a candidate for the future leader of the martial arts alliance!

The most unexpected CP of the Tian Xia Tong Meng series, the top secrets of ancient perfumery and facial contouring techniques, palace gossip, secrets of the world, and battlefield enemy control are full of tricks.

The book contains more than a thousand text messages, which can be roughly divided into Wu Lei's categories according to their contents: 1. Family and friendship types. 2. Program blessing type. 3. Humorous and relaxed. 4. Criticize the evils of the times. 5. Philosophical awakening type.

Lu Pingsheng felt that he was the unluckiest person in the world! Originally, she had enabled plug-ins, and all the monsters and monsters respected her. But since the appearance of the god Luo Lin, all the good times have come to an end! Not only helping him raise a pet white tiger, but also accepting attacks from green snakes, foxes and other creatures! What's even more irritating is, do people who come to rob homes dare to show some professionalism? Why were they all pointing at her nose and calling other people's names? Although she, Lu Pingsheng, survived with the help of other people's demon bones, she did not admit that she was the fox in their memories! Although she was very angry, Luo Lin's care calmed her emotions in time. Humph, but whether or not to admit that she has fallen for his tenderness depends on the future performance of the Goddess!

Li Xiao was born in a family of police officers. His childhood wish was to join the police force and become a heroic policewoman when he grew up. However, due to the height difference, he was rejected when applying for the police academy. On this day, Uncle Zhang, her father's old colleague and now the police chief, found her and hoped that she could accept an undercover mission and sneak into a magazine to collect evidence of the crime of the president Song Yu. He promised that after she made a meritorious service, she could be recruited to join the police force. In order to realize her dream, Li Xiao resolutely accepted the undercover mission, aliased as Zhu Xiaohua, and lurked next to Song Yu as the president's assistant.

Bai Weiyue always lamented her tragic fate. Didn't she break her sweetheart's leg? Why was she not punished but given a marriage instead? After much thought, she finally came to the conclusion: because her mother was the emperor's sweetheart, and her father was the emperor's love rival... As a princess, she should be dignified and virtuous, but she turned out to be a violent woman, knocking down her husband, beating officials, and arresting murderers, without stopping for a moment. But the frail prince said he liked her. What was going on? He ran away decisively!

System: Xiangsi Que anniversary special event, easter eggs, mythical beasts, ancient artifacts, waiting for your approval. Why should the event be restricted to couples? As the number one shemale number in this server, Huan Huan stepped out while holding on to the wall. In front of Yuelao Pavilion, Huanhuan put on the most beautiful and enchanting posture, and said to an elegant swordsman in white clothes passing by: Excuse me, let's get married? The other party replied: OK. Huanhuhu's body shook, Xue Wuhen, the number one god in this server! The shemale lady got married to the popular god and drowned three thousand people in the entire server. I can't bear it, but my aunt can't bear it! Why should a fake flower be inserted into the auspicious clouds? She was blinded by the great god's overtures. She wanted to hide from the protection of the great god. She was... Scared to death about the great god Arrogant begging to meet, okay? ! Regarding the confession from the great god, she broke down and said: Great god, I asked for marriage on impulse. Please let go of the person I like! The great god smiled slightly: That's it... Does he know? Huanhuan was shocked: Master, don't be impulsive. It's against the law to hit someone! Xue Wuhen:...

Ma Lishu, the most useless Taoist priest in history, was a "cultural worker" who made a living by posting small advertisements. He was born in a family of Taoist priests who had a descendant with psychic ability in every generation, and the psychic ability of this generation happened to be inherited by Ma Lishu, so he inherited a two-story building left to him by his grandfather's second uncle's great-grandson and began his life as a Taoist priest. This two-story building is located in a very yin place. It houses a hanged ghost with a big tongue, a man's head, a tongueless kid, a vixen, a painted-skin demon, and a mythical beast - Pixiu. Each of these ghosts and demons has a tangled and hilarious story. Please listen to Ma Lishu tell you...

Ma Lishu, the most useless Taoist priest in history, was a "cultural worker" who made a living by posting small advertisements. He was born in a family of Taoist priests who had a descendant with psychic ability in every generation, and the psychic ability of this generation happened to be inherited by Ma Lishu, so he inherited a two-story building left to him by his grandfather's second uncle's great-grandson and began his life as a Taoist priest. This two-story building is located in a very yin place. It houses a hanged ghost with a big tongue, a man's head, a tongueless kid, a vixen, a painted-skin demon, and a mythical beast - Pixiu. Each of these ghosts and demons has a tangled and hilarious story. Please listen to Ma Lishu tell you...

Zheng Mianmian, the cute and stupid new force in the rich world, threw himself to death in front of the master in the game "Chasing the Wind and Slaying the Dragon", so he must continue to maintain his domineering attitude as the president! But, President... Are you really sure that what you maintain is domineering and not Haru... Pure... Stupid Qi? It's okay to surround and buy the masters to destroy them, but they all get wiped out by the masters. Why do you do this? Is this really a good idea? Is it really possible to take off the clothes of a master? Someone come quickly! She broke Mr. Jiezhao into pieces! Who will stop her? ! Mr. Honesty! Mr. Honesty! How are you? --Jie Caojun! Don't die!