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She is a fool who is so confused that she is also a bloodthirsty killer who lives in the darkness. He is a gangster president who looks like an angel and has a devilish personality. Because of a month of high-end desserts, she agreed without hesitation to pretend to be his girlfriend to deceive his father, but the result was... Fragment 1. "Pretend to be my girlfriend and I'll give you five hundred thousand." "Don't do it" Shuang refused to "pretend to be his girlfriend and treat you to high-end desserts for a month" "I'll do it! I'll do it!" He promised enthusiastically for fear of regretting it. Fragment 2 "What should I do! Your father came to my house to propose marriage to my mother." "There is no other way, you can only run" "What! I'm pretending to be your girlfriend and trying to escape!" "Do you really want to marry me?" "You only wonder where I'm going" "Africa" Fragment 3: "Sister, are you free tonight? Can we go have a drink together?" A milk baby sat on the counter and said to the beautiful waitress inside with a milky voice. "..." Waiter o(╯□╰)o "Sister, don't pay attention to him, he's mentally ill." Another milk baby who looked exactly like the milk baby just now said expressionlessly. "..."O(╯□╰)o "I'm sorry, miss, these two are freaks!" A woman in her mid-twenties wearing casual clothes apologized with a smile. "Mom, why are you saying that? Xiaoyu and I have freaks there." "A woman always has a few abnormal days a month." "That's right." The two little dolls nodded in unison as they spoke. "Touch! Touch!" "It hurts! Mom, you are too harsh." "We picked it up, right?" Grinding her teeth femininely, she squeezed out a few words "That's right" from between her teeth. Fragment four The phone rang, "Hey, who are you looking for? Oh, you kidnapped my son. Oh, I understand. Can I have a word with my son? Thank you." "Hey, mom, I was kidnapped by bad guys." "Well, I understand. When you've had enough fun, come back and cook. I have something else to do." Hang up the phone. The gangster on the other side was dumbfounded with this phone in his hand! "You see, I was picked up by my mother." As they spoke, the two little dolls sighed helplessly and shook their heads. "..."O(╯□╰)o "What happened" "Oh, it's okay" "Oh" "My son was kidnapped" The heroine of this article is the senior sister of the heroine in "Blood Yan". If you have watched "Blood Yan", I hope you will support it. If you have not watched "Xue Yan", I hope you can support both of them! Zombies are not greedy

One has a smooth tongue and the other has a sad and poisonous tongue, two personalities and two abilities, but they are the same body. The medium of transformation between the two is just a small sneeze. He is the king of a country. Although he has a more beautiful appearance than a woman, no one has ever dared to praise his beauty in front of him. However, one person was brave enough to say it out. Afterward, he smiled slightly and said to himself, "Little beauty, I will not let you be bored." Fragment one "Shemale." The woman said calmly. "What are you talking about? Believe it or not, I will strangle you to death right now." The beautiful man said angrily with his eyes wide open. "Violent shemale." This sentence seems to be more leisurely. Fragment 2 "We only have one room for the three of us in our store. How about the three of us share one room?" The shopkeeper said apologetically. "How can we have three in one room?" "The shopkeeper has a guest room." "We want the shopkeeper's room. You are right. One room is enough for the three of us. We are all men anyway!" The woman said hurriedly. Are they all men? The two men next to them twitched their mouths. "Is this room not very convenient?" He said it very tactfully. "It's inconvenient. Don't forget to give me two extra quilts, shopkeeper. By the way, there's no extra charge, right?" "No more." "Look, three people, three quilts, and one room, we've made a profit! Isn't this convenient?" Fragment three "Zi Qiu, am I usually too kind to you?" "I don't dare to be a lower-ranking official." "I don't dare to believe that you still have the guts to sell me out! Just announce in public that I want to marry that woman as my wife!" "This official is thinking entirely about the king." "Think about me! Then why did you discuss this with me in advance?" "I want to give the king a surprise." I didn't think of it at that time and didn't have time to discuss it. "Surprised and happy that I didn't see it." Fragment four "Hey! Your Majesty, please discuss something." "What's the matter?" "Take this and stamp your royal seal on it." I looked down and saw two big black words on the paper! Divorce letter!