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My sister is a distinguished saint in our village. She was dressed up beautifully, had good food and drink every day, and didn't have to do any housework. She only had to be responsible for chatting with the men in the village. The men are all busy making appointments to chat with my sister. They all like my sister. But my sister hated this village and slipped me a note a few days before my birthday. She looked at me in horror, and the note clearly said: "Let's escape together! Otherwise we will be eaten by the monsters in the village!"

On the day of the blind date, my mother called in a hurry: "Son, are you satisfied with the person I introduced to you?" "This is the fiftieth man you have met. Are you going to die if you don't marry him? You will soon run out of time." At the same time, the man sitting opposite me raised a gentle smile. Well, then I can only try to fall in love again and see if his body is suitable for me to reproduce.

My dad worked in the city and stole a female dog. Our village is poor and no one can afford a dog, but the bitch got pregnant for no apparent reason. My dad said that it was conceived when we were in the city. When he said this, I clearly saw the bitch's eyes squinting at him, so resentful that she wanted to cut him into pieces.