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Yang Xiaoer's Path to Immortality

Yang Xiaoer.

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Yang Xiaoer, the handyman at the Yuelai Inn in Qingshi Town, carries a bald broom all day long and talks nonsense that smells like Northeastern dirt. Who would have thought that this broom was actually the most precious treasure of chaos, the Taichu Dust Whisk, the Tai Chi diagram made of sour water that could shoot away demon cultivators, and that the unique Chaos Body hidden in the eternity was hidden under the torn Taoist robe stained with vegetable leaves. From being a gangster in the market to being the Lord of Chaos with white hair staining the sky, he and his three fool brothers - Wang Hu, a drunken blacksmith who can memorize the Diamond Sutra, Li Hei, a reckless man who chops pork with a magic pestle, and a talkative scholar who ties bows with fairy ropes - have stirred up chaos in the world of immortality. Su Hongli, the eldest lady of the Four Seas Chamber of Commerce, wears the Suzaku Ayaya through the head wig, Bai Liuli, the poisonous lady of the Medical Fairy Valley, has a nine-segmented snake that bites people's buttocks, and the blind Meng Po by the well of reincarnation always boils Po Meng's soup into hot and sour noodles. The three major prophecies "White hair stains the blue sky, Suzaku burns Jiuyou, Chaos breaks the sky" are intertwined. The disfigured right face of Luo Jiuyou, the saint of Jiuyou Demon Palace, hides a shocking conspiracy, and the souls of his wife and children hang on the sword of the traitor in Xuantian sword pavilion. When the Netherworld runes climbed onto the roof of the hut, and the aroma of Donghuang Bell pancakes spread across the three realms, Yang Xiaoer squatted on the roof of the car and gnawed on the roasted demon legs, and swept away the galactic blood rain on the battlefield of the Seven Realms with a broom. On this path of cultivating immortality, there are brothers who get drunk and scold the world for being unfair, there are beauties who die in the fire and reach Nirvana, and there are shocking bets on the chessboard of heaven where life is the stake. From the gangster of Qingshi Town to the Lord of Chaos, Yang Xiaoer only believed in one thing: "No matter how much you are a fairy or a demon, if you dare to touch my brother's wife, I will splash your face with rotten water!"

Yang Xiaoer Cultivates Immortality

Yang Xiaoer.

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On the third day of March in 2025 in the Yongning calendar, it is advisable to go to the toilet and avoid bathing. The hut in the backyard of Yihongyuan is more elegant than the private room in the front hall. The door panel of agarwood is engraved with \