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The Poor Road Goes Down the Mountain, Specializes in Involution

Xiaoxie, Run Quickly

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Chen Xianzhou, a Taoist priest in Zhongnan Mountain, was ordered by his master to go down the mountain to "overcome the tribulation", which was called "textual research". Some people rely on meditating to cultivate their qi, while others rely on taking public examinations to become immortals. Others rely on flying sword magic weapons to go down the mountain, but he relies on scanning QR codes to take the bus when he goes down the mountain. In the end, he was almost "forcibly detained" at the bus door because he had no change. I thought that the world of mortals was a dojo, but I didn't expect that it was filled with procedures and filings. Fortunately, he has a human-shaped aura of "pure heart" with one click, which can give you the "class flavor" of 996, and can make the anxious entrepreneur "relax" on the spot. Thus, a little Taoist priest with a unique painting style began his journey of accumulating "merits" in the city. Holding "Social Work Practice" in his left hand, he helped the market stall owner adjust his Feng Shui (mentality) with his right hand; he was dragged into the reading club by his grandmother who was a top student and forced to answer questions, and he was dragged to the Citywalk for "geographic therapy" by the socially fearful young man. A bunch of weird "partners" gradually gathered around me: the entrepreneurial girl who was the former king of big companies, the hard-core punk schoolmaster grandma, the precocious and poisonous kid sister... People's comments: Since Master Chen came, the involution index of our community has plummeted, and the happiness index has soared! Chen Xianzhou: Thank you for the invitation. I am in Hongchen and just got off the bus. The merits of a poor man are immeasurable, and he can appease all directions with just one mouthful. Specialized in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction and unhappiness. Donor, have you "relaxed" today?

Xiaoqiu Enters the City

Xiaoxie, Run Quickly

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Under the leadership of his nephew Erdan, Xiaoqiu, a farmer from Hebei Province, stepped into the bright, cool and endless supermarket in the provincial capital for the first time in his life. Facing the dazzling array of products, the wonders of automatic sensors, and the "expensive" consumption habits of city people, he was both amazed and confused, and made many simple jokes. A quarrel caused by a misunderstanding about queuing caused his straightforward temperament to collide with the city's "rules". However, relying on the unique keen observation of country people and the unexpected "bastard" memory, Xiao Qiu skillfully reversed the situation and won a small "battle to defend dignity" amidst laughter and laughter. He also gained a deeper understanding of this bizarre city. However, what Xiao Qiu didn't know was that life was about to give him a big surprise...

The Years I Spent Exorcising Ghosts

Xiaoxie, Run Quickly

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My name is Li Xiaoyang, a typical "waste" young man from Northeast China. When I was 23 years old, my life hit rock bottom - I was unemployed after graduating from college and stayed at home. In order to brag in front of the girl I had a crush on, I lied about being a "freelancer". I thought this was the entire script of my life: ordinary, useless, and a little confused about the future. Until that night, in order to save 80 yuan in repair fees, I patted my chest and went to repair my own electric water heater. Unfortunately, I "fixed" myself to death. I thought I was about to lose my soul, but by mistake, I became a teacher of a sloppy old ghost with an eccentric temper and a cigarette-smoking habit. In the "Netherworld School" in the underworld, he chewed a musty-smelling "Yin Yang Secret Book". In order to restore the yang, I had no choice but to accept the fate of a Taoist cultivator - "five disadvantages and three deficiencies". From then on, the multiple-choice question "I am lonely, widowed, lonely and disabled, but money and life are the right" has become a brand that I will never be able to shake off in my life. So, I, Li Xiaoyang, a former good-for-nothing young man, returned to the world with a half-baked knowledge of Taoism and a curse of "lack of money." I originally wanted to continue living my salty life, but things didn't go as planned, and various strange events followed: a new neighbor ghost who cries at midnight, a haunting KTV female ghost, a murderous house with terrible feng shui... Okay, no more nonsense. Open my "Ghost Exorcist Diary", make a cup of hot tea, and listen to me chatting with you about the strange people and ghosts I have encountered during my years as Mr. Yin Yang, as well as my unlucky but hot life.