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旧神已死，新主正在喝奶
Xiaotian Who Draws Big Cakes
[Pretentious daily life? No heroine? Retirement life? Pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger? Reincarnation? Hilarious? Invincible? Double cultivation] When the electronic clocks in the delivery room stopped collectively, Luonan sighed in her swaddling clothes. As the main god, he just wanted to retire early after reincarnation, so he tampered with the world line - to be an ordinary baby in the 21st century, burping after drinking milk and taking the exams at Tsinghua University, and at the same time avoiding the pursuit of Tiandao's pension. Unexpectedly, the "false god" who was randomly created as a substitute actually has a hotly searched physique: LV4 superpower awakened at birth, ancient hexagrams tattooed on his skin, and a pacifier that can trigger a continuum of nine stars! What's going on with humanity this time? Luonan put on her diaper and watched the global live broadcast on TV; the reincarnation of the Lord God; the press conference. The counterfeit named Lin Yu is being fought over by agents from 62 countries, and the real god... Just turned red from crying due to constipation. What's worse is that the ray of consciousness that he split off to monitor the false gods is using a baby account in the Internet cafe to become the first in the national server. When the Secret Service broke into the door, a barrage flashed across the screen: "The anchor's hand speed is like having been soaked in a milk bottle" - Gan! The vest of the retired god can no longer be covered! Now, the whole world is looking for the existence of immune causality. And Luonan clenched her pacifier and sneered: Back then, I could make the dinosaurs become extinct in 996, but now I can convince all mankind that the savior you kneel before is just a premature baby who needs calcium supplements! [Title scene of the book] ? Baby god uses talcum powder to pinch black hole to help mother clear toilet ? When the false god gave a speech at the United Nations, his diaper was changed through the screen. ? When the quantum fluctuation speed reading class encounters the blow of true dimensionality reduction
[Pretentious daily life? No heroine? Retirement life? Pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger? Reincarnation? Hilarious? Invincible? Double cultivation] When the electronic clocks in the delivery room stopped collectively, Luonan sighed in her swaddling clothes. As the main god, he just wanted to retire early after reincarnation, so he tampered with the world line - to be an ordinary baby in the 21st century, burping after drinking milk and taking the exams at Tsinghua University, and at the same time avoiding the pursuit of Tiandao's pension. Unexpectedly, the "false god" who was randomly created as a substitute actually has a hotly searched physique: LV4 superpower awakened at birth, ancient hexagrams tattooed on his skin, and a pacifier that can trigger a continuum of nine stars! What's going on with humanity this time? Luonan put on her diaper and watched the global live broadcast on TV; the reincarnation of the Lord God; the press conference. The counterfeit named Lin Yu is being fought over by agents from 62 countries, and the real god... Just turned red from crying due to constipation. What's worse is that the ray of consciousness that he split off to monitor the false gods is using a baby account in the Internet cafe to become the first in the national server. When the Secret Service broke into the door, a barrage flashed across the screen: "The anchor's hand speed is like having been soaked in a milk bottle" - Gan! The vest of the retired god can no longer be covered! Now, the whole world is looking for the existence of immune causality. And Luonan clenched her pacifier and sneered: Back then, I could make the dinosaurs become extinct in 996, but now I can convince all mankind that the savior you kneel before is just a premature baby who needs calcium supplements! [Title scene of the book] ? Baby god uses talcum powder to pinch black hole to help mother clear toilet ? When the false god gave a speech at the United Nations, his diaper was changed through the screen. ? When the quantum fluctuation speed reading class encounters the blow of true dimensionality reduction