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Last summer I got married to Song Xiaozhang, and not long after that, my new father-in-law, Song Mingqing, obtained a senior citizen certificate. My sister did it for him. My sister Wu Liuhui, what's the benefit of being a child? She worries about her brother first. Even if she catches an ant, she has to break off two legs for me. After graduating from college, she was assigned to work in the neighborhood committee under the Hejiatu Office in Zhuzhou City. When she was in charge of family planning, she brought condoms to me as soon as she came to Changsha. I couldn't afford them, so she secretly stuffed them into the pockets of male compatriots at every friend gathering. I am sorry for this paragraph); when she was in charge of cleaning, she would bring me rat poison and put a spoonful of it at every corner inside and outside the house. Those rat poisons were all fragrant and colorful fried rice. Every time I passed the corner, I wanted to turn myself into a mouse.

They didn't recognize me, which I didn't expect. I am naturally very happy. But it's also a bit frustrating. I had not thought beforehand that once they recognized me, the scene would definitely turn into a comedy. They all gathered towards me, bursting into laughter as they tore off the rotten straw hat on my head, the foam box on my shoulders, the wrinkled blue cloth blouse, the black cloth trousers with mud stains on the lower half, and even the old and damaged Jiefang shoes on my feet. It must be like this. They were all mixed up, some were pulling their heads, some were pulling their legs, and the scene was noisy and chaotic. Maybe the female classmate would hold up a wet tissue to wipe away the wrinkles on my forehead and the black mud on my face. Then she would take out a comb and comb the hair that was messed up by the straw hat on my head, and deliberately create a funny big parting.