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修仙界的离谱重生指南
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Lin Xiaocha's rebirth was a complete accident - he was hit by a flying printer when he stayed up late to edit PPT. When he opened his eyes again, he became a useless disciple of the Qingyun Sect in the Xuanli Realm. He was struck by lightning a second time when he woke up. What's worse is that she is bound to the "Guide System for Fishing in the Immortal World". This system does not do business, but encourages people to catch fish every day. The tasks are simply "add three spoons of chili powder to the leader's tea cup" and "let the elders learn how to bark like a dog". The rewards are either "understand the curse words of stones" or "walk with a long tail". But in this world where "spiritual energy changes with the weather, and cultivation depends on the fluffiness of the aura", there are shortcuts to the outrageous: drinking chili powder can lead to enlightenment, wearing ten hats can increase defense, and even the cold sword Xiu Feng Wuhen's sword loves to rush to the vegetable market, and it has also evolved into a writing brush for writing complaints. Lin Xiaocha relied on "square dance to dodge sword moves" and "cold jokes to freeze the enemy" to win all the way, but found that there was a "rule collapse day" in the Xuanli world - the spiritual energy changed to the smell of durian, and the monks' abilities changed randomly. The troublemaker is an ancient civet cat who is free enough to change the world settings to relieve its boredom. "System, if it changes again, will we become pigeons?" "First complete the task: give the civet a bloody drama." So, the reborn wasted girl took the broken system and led a group of teammates who "stand upside down and eat cucumbers to practice" and "quarreled with shadows". In a world where "absurdity is truth", they started to live a life of catching rocks that can run away and helping civet cats catch up. After all, if you take it seriously, you will lose. Showing off is the way to go.
Lin Xiaocha's rebirth was a complete accident - he was hit by a flying printer when he stayed up late to edit PPT. When he opened his eyes again, he became a useless disciple of the Qingyun Sect in the Xuanli Realm. He was struck by lightning a second time when he woke up. What's worse is that she is bound to the "Guide System for Fishing in the Immortal World". This system does not do business, but encourages people to catch fish every day. The tasks are simply "add three spoons of chili powder to the leader's tea cup" and "let the elders learn how to bark like a dog". The rewards are either "understand the curse words of stones" or "walk with a long tail". But in this world where "spiritual energy changes with the weather, and cultivation depends on the fluffiness of the aura", there are shortcuts to the outrageous: drinking chili powder can lead to enlightenment, wearing ten hats can increase defense, and even the cold sword Xiu Feng Wuhen's sword loves to rush to the vegetable market, and it has also evolved into a writing brush for writing complaints. Lin Xiaocha relied on "square dance to dodge sword moves" and "cold jokes to freeze the enemy" to win all the way, but found that there was a "rule collapse day" in the Xuanli world - the spiritual energy changed to the smell of durian, and the monks' abilities changed randomly. The troublemaker is an ancient civet cat who is free enough to change the world settings to relieve its boredom. "System, if it changes again, will we become pigeons?" "First complete the task: give the civet a bloody drama." So, the reborn wasted girl took the broken system and led a group of teammates who "stand upside down and eat cucumbers to practice" and "quarreled with shadows". In a world where "absurdity is truth", they started to live a life of catching rocks that can run away and helping civet cats catch up. After all, if you take it seriously, you will lose. Showing off is the way to go.