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The System Makes Me Sick, I Make it Sick

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Lu Zhe, twenty-five years old, an ordinary social worker, whose life motto is: endure it if you can, and endure it no longer. Until that day he got on the K1024 train. No seat ticket, nine hours, carriage connection. A thick-skinned uncle was smoking next to him, and all the smoke was blowing in his face. Lu Zhe was so aggrieved that he was about to stand in a different place-- There was a sudden "ding" in my head. [Emotional Value System] is activated. Other people's systems make you stronger, handsome and rich, but Lu Zhe's system tells him: all your frustration, irritability, embarrassment, and social inadequacy can be converted into money. Novice mission: Run away from the smoking uncle in disgust. Lu Zhe faced the direction of the trash can and let out an earth-shattering cry - "Hoo - tui!!!" The uncle is gone. System reward: 108.8 Yuan, plus passive skill [Copper Intestine and Iron Stomach]. From that day on, Lu Zhe's life went in a strange direction-- Someone farted on the train. He took a deep breath and said, "Ah, it smells so good. One more." Someone was squatting and smoking in the company toilet. He opened the door and went in: "Brother, squeeze in." When I met a strange man on a blind date, he performed "possessed by his ancestors" on the spot, scaring the other person into paying the bill and running away. There are more and more system rewards: super swallowing reflex, following the rules of speech (weak), social death halo, reverse PUA mastery...