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勇闯南北朝
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Emperor Xiaowen of the Northern Wei Dynasty moved the capital to Luoyang and ambitiously promoted Sinicization. The unlucky Xianbei aristocrat Tuoba Yao was deprived of ten years of his life on the spot by the furious emperor because he blurted out a blessing in his native language at the capital relocation ceremony at the beginning! What's even worse is that he was forced to bind a cheating "Chinese KPI system" - failed the mission? Health value reset warning! Xianbei aristocrats wore Hanfu with navel-baring clothes and pheasant feathers, and Han officials were kicked off their horses while riding and hung on trees... The court turns into an intimate affair, the Sweet Tofu Party and the Salty Tofu Party are at odds with each other, and Yuwen Nana overturns the Sweet Tofu stall in the street... In a desperate situation, Tuoba Yao realized the true meaning of life-saving - everything can be rinsed! Everything is adjustable! ?? Red soup Han Xi and white soup Hu Feng, sitting in separate pots to force themselves to calm down, actually led to the magical CP of "sweet on the first day of the lunar month and salty on the 15th day of the lunar month"! ?? The border chain "Zhan Shashabu" hot pot restaurant allows soldiers to take shares and receive dividends, turning the military crisis into business opportunities; ?? Emperor Rap uses classical translation; Buddhism and Taoism rely on trebuchet canyon solo; millions of tuners subdue the crazy king of death heavy metal; and even helped the subjugated king Chen Shubao to hit the charts with "Yushu Backyard Flower"! From "Chairman of the General Administration of Chinese Culture" to "National Policy Advisor of the Sui Dynasty", Tuoba Yao brought his loudspeaker, lightning rod and the all-purpose mandarin duck pot, and staged "The Magic Reform of the Southern and Northern Dynasties on the Tip of the Tongue" in the busy Chinese Shura field. When he finally faced the button to return to modern times, he never forgot to torture his soul: "Your Majesty! Should tofu curd be sweet or salty?!"
Emperor Xiaowen of the Northern Wei Dynasty moved the capital to Luoyang and ambitiously promoted Sinicization. The unlucky Xianbei aristocrat Tuoba Yao was deprived of ten years of his life on the spot by the furious emperor because he blurted out a blessing in his native language at the capital relocation ceremony at the beginning! What's even worse is that he was forced to bind a cheating "Chinese KPI system" - failed the mission? Health value reset warning! Xianbei aristocrats wore Hanfu with navel-baring clothes and pheasant feathers, and Han officials were kicked off their horses while riding and hung on trees... The court turns into an intimate affair, the Sweet Tofu Party and the Salty Tofu Party are at odds with each other, and Yuwen Nana overturns the Sweet Tofu stall in the street... In a desperate situation, Tuoba Yao realized the true meaning of life-saving - everything can be rinsed! Everything is adjustable! ?? Red soup Han Xi and white soup Hu Feng, sitting in separate pots to force themselves to calm down, actually led to the magical CP of "sweet on the first day of the lunar month and salty on the 15th day of the lunar month"! ?? The border chain "Zhan Shashabu" hot pot restaurant allows soldiers to take shares and receive dividends, turning the military crisis into business opportunities; ?? Emperor Rap uses classical translation; Buddhism and Taoism rely on trebuchet canyon solo; millions of tuners subdue the crazy king of death heavy metal; and even helped the subjugated king Chen Shubao to hit the charts with "Yushu Backyard Flower"! From "Chairman of the General Administration of Chinese Culture" to "National Policy Advisor of the Sui Dynasty", Tuoba Yao brought his loudspeaker, lightning rod and the all-purpose mandarin duck pot, and staged "The Magic Reform of the Southern and Northern Dynasties on the Tip of the Tongue" in the busy Chinese Shura field. When he finally faced the button to return to modern times, he never forgot to torture his soul: "Your Majesty! Should tofu curd be sweet or salty?!"