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人在洪荒西游放电影，佛门破防了
Writer M8ilsq
Who is a good person who travels to the westward journey full of gods and goddesses to open a movie theater? ! Just open it. In order to upgrade, Jiang Chen also specializes in sadistic stories and demon reform dramas, and dances in the minefield of gods every day. On the first day of business, the victim was Longhai Longgong. Jiang Chen released "Nezha Hao Hai", showing the whole process of cramping in high definition and uncensored. Result: Dragon Kings from all over the world jointly filed a lawsuit, flooding Chang'an Street and demanding that the bad movie theaters be blocked. Li Shimin (headache): "Can't you, kid, take some pictures of things from the underworld?!" It opened the next day, and the victim was Baihua Fairy. Jiang Chen broadcast a tear-jerking drama to let the gods experience the love and hatred of mortals. Result: The fairies burst into tears and blocked the cinema door with their fairy swords. Yue Lao (raising eyebrows): "Hurry up and release a sequel, or I will cut off all your red lines!" On the third day of business, this time it was a big hit. "Buddha is the Tao" was broadcast. The whole prehistoric era was blown up, and all the saints' pants were stripped off! The Second Saint of the West, Yuqing Tianzun, Laozi and other saints were angry and came to the door one after another. Jiang Chen (tactically backing up): If you're unhappy, there's nothing you can do against me. Anyway, I'm invincible in the store. As long as you give me more emotional points!
Who is a good person who travels to the westward journey full of gods and goddesses to open a movie theater? ! Just open it. In order to upgrade, Jiang Chen also specializes in sadistic stories and demon reform dramas, and dances in the minefield of gods every day. On the first day of business, the victim was Longhai Longgong. Jiang Chen released "Nezha Hao Hai", showing the whole process of cramping in high definition and uncensored. Result: Dragon Kings from all over the world jointly filed a lawsuit, flooding Chang'an Street and demanding that the bad movie theaters be blocked. Li Shimin (headache): "Can't you, kid, take some pictures of things from the underworld?!" It opened the next day, and the victim was Baihua Fairy. Jiang Chen broadcast a tear-jerking drama to let the gods experience the love and hatred of mortals. Result: The fairies burst into tears and blocked the cinema door with their fairy swords. Yue Lao (raising eyebrows): "Hurry up and release a sequel, or I will cut off all your red lines!" On the third day of business, this time it was a big hit. "Buddha is the Tao" was broadcast. The whole prehistoric era was blown up, and all the saints' pants were stripped off! The Second Saint of the West, Yuqing Tianzun, Laozi and other saints were angry and came to the door one after another. Jiang Chen (tactically backing up): If you're unhappy, there's nothing you can do against me. Anyway, I'm invincible in the store. As long as you give me more emotional points!