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This Taoist Priest is Not Normal

Weng Weng Da Ben Dan

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Gu Danhua traveled through time and won the SSR Golden Finger - as soon as he landed, he was taken under the disciple of Taoist Huangquan by the Immortal Wind Taoist Master, and became the "Chixuan" real person! He was treated like a jewel by everyone in the master's family: the divine mystic liquid that the master personally brewed every day was filled with strange green smoke. The third senior brother would always ask him "has he lost weight recently" with a kitchen knife in his hand on a full moon night. The second senior brother's medicine patch was always filled with the fragrance of unknown smoke, and when the senior senior brother massaged him late at night, the compass needle would always tremble crazily at the Mingmen point. "We, Chi Xuan, are the darlings of our sect." The master wiped the corpse refining cauldron lovingly. Gu Danhua was moved to eat the "sweet and sour pork ribs" given to him by his third senior brother, but he didn't even see the bloody monster's half-leg hanging outside the window. He practiced the "Walking Corpse Technique" taught by his master seriously, but he didn't know that every time he turned around, a dark red curse line would appear in his Dantian. Until one day when I was cleaning up the weapon refining room for my senior brother, I saw my birth date on the fragment of a scroll that recorded "Human Machine Channeling". "It turns out that the senior brothers have even prepared the magic weapon for my apprenticeship!" Gu Danhua wiped away his tears and took out the spicy rabbit head from his collection, and decided to give the senior brother who came to deliver Anshen Incense an extra meal tonight. --In this day and age, in a world where people have to queue up to get a number even to win a body, who is a serious Taoist priest who would make Tang Monk meat delivered to his door look silly and sweet?