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After Failing the Audition, I Relied on Sand Sculpture to Dominate the World of Immortality

Vigdis Mingke

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Chu Qianke, a penniless extravaganza actor who failed the audition, was accidentally bound to the "Magic Stick Cultivation System" and was forced to set up a fortune-telling stall in a park to earn rent. Unexpectedly, the system comes with a special effect of "whatever you say will follow", and all the hexagrams she casually joked about came true. The microwave oven can produce the best magic elixir, the selfie stick can be turned into a staff, bricks can be used as magic weapons, and even square dancing fans can be used to "physically save" ghosts. On the surface, she looks like a cool lady, but in reality, she is a talkative and money-obsessed sand sculpture. Chu Qianke relies on system special effects and a unique brain circuit to slap the face of a liar Taoist priest, frighten the arrogant cultivator family, and shock the whole city with an epic five-thunder blast. Gu Jue, the world's richest man, who appears to be cold and abstinent, but is actually a cat slave and an innocent spinster, has an extremely yang body that perfectly matches Chu Qianke's peerless sword spirit body, becoming her "humanoid power bank" and exclusive flower protector. From riding a shared bicycle to compete with a sword in the Beijing CBD, to picking up ancient artifacts for ten yuan on the underground black market; from using three years to simulate five years of cultivating immortality at Xiuxian University to sweep the written exam, to opening a hot pot stall in the inner demon fantasy land to drive the will of the fantasy world crazy, Chu Qianke's path to cultivating immortality is outrageous and hilarious throughout. But with the pursuit of the Shadow Pavilion and the summons of the Kunlun Secret Realm, Chu Qianke discovered that he was the reincarnation of the ancient drama god, and Gu Jue's body still contained the Jiyang Demon Lord who could destroy the world. A hilarious journey of cultivating immortality that involves the mystery of one's life experience and the showdown between good and evil begins. Let's see how the sand sculpture female swordswoman leads the sultry CEO and sweeps the world of immortality with her down-to-earth operation. At the same time, she makes enough money and eats delicious food all over the world!