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2002, October 1. Xu De traveled to Green Forest City in the East, became a lawyer, and obtained a golden finger that could draw rewards as long as he satisfied his clients. But as soon as he traveled through time, he encountered a tough customer! The client was cheated on, and his wife cheated on him several times. He wanted to divorce and divide his property, and he tried to run away with his mistress! Faced with the above, ordinary people choose: [Option a: Property division, let the client wear a cuckold and watch the other party and the mistress squander their money. [Option b: Transfer the property to get a divorce, divide a small part of the money and endure it. To satisfy customers. Xu De decided to provide a rare service. "For example..." "Let you retaliate legally and compliantly!" The client was shocked: "Retaliation is still legal!?" Xu De: "Of course." "Even if you read through the Criminal Code, you can't find any illegality at all!" ... Many years later, when colleagues in the legal profession watched Xu De, a provocative law-abiding madman who repeatedly jumped on the edge of the law, they couldn't help but roar deep in their souls. "Who asked him to be a lawyer!?"

There is an invisible line in the world. It divides some people into madmen and geniuses. And this line is called... Mental illness. "Very good, it seems that I have been classified as a genius!" Xu Cun, who lives in a mental hospital, is wearing a blue and white psychiatric uniform, and has just received an injection and taken medicine, lying on the hospital bed and shouting like this. ... ... Many years later, the chief of the Xinhai City Police Department was asked by a reporter why the nature of criminal cases in Xinhai City was unheard of in the country and the difficulty of the cases was so high, but the detection rate was so high... Looking at the countless flashing lenses in front of him, the director pondered slightly and said: "This starts back then. A few years ago, a mentally ill person came to the police station and he said something to the police..." The reporter was confused, "What words?" "He said..." Looking at the crazy Xu Cun behind him, the director fell into deep thought. "It's time to give the world a little psychotic shock!"

"Director Xu's play is indeed a comedy." "Every time a new audience watches, the old audience laughs." ... ... Xu Ju only brings three things with him when filming, a playbook, a photo album, and a camera. He stands between reality and illusion, in the corner ignored by living people. He stands in a world without any color, in the dark night, on the opposite side of life... Standing on a set that belongs to him alone. Xu Ju took out his camera. Looking at the deformed figure in front of him, exuding curses and resentment, wearing brown and red clothes dyed with blood, crawling on the ceiling, a twisted figure. Xu Ju smiled, he found the leading actor in the film. Putting the camera in front of the eyes reveals the passion. "Eggplant!"

Good news: time travel Bad news: the crossing is in a detention center In the detention center, looking at the slogan "Leniency for Franks" above his head and looking at the unscrupulous reporters outside, Xu Hao fell into deep thought. ... Group number: 248242675 Many years later, when the leader of the Jiangsan City Criminal Investigation Detachment was interviewed and imparted his experience, he was asked how to solve the case quickly. He replied: "It's easy to solve the crime. First, observe the crime scene." Reporter: "Hmm, is there anything else?" Detachment leader: "Then go and confirm whether the suspect's surname is Xu Minghao." Reporter: "Is there any explanation for this?" Detachment leader: "Of course. If the suspect is a man named Xu Hao, then the police can prepare to close the case and have a celebration banquet!" Xu Hao: Everyone there is talented and well-spoken. I really like being there! ... ... This book is also called "Hey!" The suspect turned out to be myself." "Officer, please listen to my excuse! "About me being a criminal suspect"

"The outlaw was arrested again!?" "How many times has this happened?" "The 42nd time!" "..." --The above is taken from netizens' comments. ... "To this day, we still don't know..." "Why are the outlaw gangsters arrested dozens of times but never convicted once!" "We don't even know..." "Obviously he is an outlaw, but he has more merit medals than the police!" --The above is excerpted from "Outlaw Daily", exclusively produced by Jiangsan City. ... "Who is slandering me and calling me an outlaw?" "I am a law-abiding citizen!" Before the press conference, Xu Sheng, a criminal suspect in dozens of cases and known as an outlaw, was very angry and pounded the table vigorously. "Also, why do you say that my employees are also outlaws?" "Is it because he is a chef that we call him 'Uncle Ba'!?" "Damn it, you guys judge people by their appearance!" Facing the reporter, Xu Sheng looked at the camera and protested with great dissatisfaction. The next day. Reporters and police caught Xu Sheng at an extremely bad murder scene. Xu Sheng was arrested again.

"You mean, since you were born, in the past twenty years, you have been able to control your dreams and do whatever you want in your dreams?" "Yes, outlaw gangsters, airplane racing, parkour, gunfights and street fights... I've done these things countless times." "To put it bluntly, the crime I committed in my dream was enough to get all the police officers in a region promoted!" "But then I became a good person." "Why?" "Because..." Looking at the crossroads in front of them, the four bodies kneeling on the ground, with empty eyes, nailed to the cross, and pools of blood formed a tragedy. Xu Hao stubbed out the cigarette in his hand, his eyes gradually blurred. "A dream come true."

Court! Criminal homicide! Blood feud! Xu Liang traveled through 2004 and became a criminal defense lawyer. Looking at his client who was sentenced to death, he took a deep breath. Starting from the death penalty to innocence, give the world a little shock of lawyers! ... ... In court. "Are you saying that your client's crimes of intentional injury, intentional homicide, insulting corpses, and endangering public safety... Are all excusable?" "No, the fact is that our client has never committed these crimes and does not constitute any of these crimes!" "That's what you want..." "Not guilty!" As soon as these words came out, the whole place fell into silence. The other party looked at the autopsy report in his hand, then looked at Xu Liang who was speaking righteously in front of him, and said with eyes splitting: "Who on earth asked him to be a lawyer!?" This book is also called: [Who asked him to be a lawyer! I am really not a fanatic within the law! [Note: This book has positive energy and is an imaginary world! ... [Note: This book is an imaginary world, and anything that happens has nothing to do with reality!