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There is an invisible line in the world. It divides some people into madmen and geniuses. And that thread is called... Psychosis. "Very good, it seems that I have been classified as a genius!" Xu Cun, who lives in a mental hospital, is wearing a blue and white psychiatric uniform, and has just received an injection and taken medicine, and shouted while lying on the hospital bed. ..... Many years later, the chief of the Xinhai City Police Department was asked by a reporter why Xinhai City's criminal cases were unheard of in the country and the case was extremely difficult, but the detection rate was so high... Looking at the countless flashing cameras in front of him, the chief pondered slightly and said: "This starts from back then. A few years ago, a mentally ill man came to the police station and he said something to the police..." The reporter was confused, "What words?" "He said..." Looking at the crazy Xu Cun behind him, the chief was lost in thought. "It's time to give the world a little psychotic shock!"

"Director Xu's drama is indeed a comedy." "Every time a new audience watches it, the old audience laughs." ... Xu Ju only brought three things with him when filming, a playbook, a photo album, and a camera. He stands between reality and illusion, in the corner ignored by living people. He stands in a world without any color, in the dark night, on the opposite side of life... Standing on a set that belongs to him alone. Xu Ju took out his camera. Looking at the deformed figure in front of him, exuding curses and resentment, wearing brown and red clothes dyed with blood, crawling on the ceiling, a twisted figure. Xu Ju smiled, he found the leading actor in the film. Putting the camera in front of the eyes reveals the passion. "Eggplant!"

Good News: Time Travel Bad News: Time Travel In the detention center, looking at the slogan "Leniency for Franks" above his head, and looking at the unscrupulous reporters outside, Xu Hao fell into deep thought. ... Group number: 248242675 Many years later, when the detachment leader of the Jiangsan City Criminal Investigation Detachment was interviewed and imparted his experience, he was asked how to solve the case quickly. He replied: "Cracking the case is very simple. First, observe the crime scene." Reporter: "Hmm, is there anything else?" The detachment leader: "Then go Confirm whether the suspect's surname is Xu Minghao. "Reporter: "Is there any explanation for this?" Detachment leader: "Of course, if the suspect is named Xu Hao, then the police can prepare to close the case and have a celebration banquet!" Xu Hao: Everyone in there is talented and well-spoken. I really like being there! ......... This book is also called "Hey!" The suspect turned out to be myself." "Officer, please listen to my excuse! "About me being a criminal suspect"

"The lawless gangster has been arrested again!?" "How many times has this happened?" "The 42nd time!" "..." - The above are excerpted from netizens' comments. ..."To this day, we still don't know..." "Why the outlaws have been arrested more than dozens of times, but have never been convicted once!" "We don't even know..." "Obviously, they are outlaws, but they have more merit medals than the police!" - The above is excerpted from the "Outlaws Daily", exclusively produced by Jiangsan City. ..."Who is slandering me and saying that I am an outlaw!?" "I am a law-abiding good citizen!" Before the press conference, Xu Sheng, a criminal suspect in dozens of cases and known as an outlaw, was very angry. He pounded the table vigorously. "Also, why do you say that my employees are also outlaws?" "Is it because he is a chef that we call him 'Uncle Ba'!?" "Damn it, you guys judge people by their appearance!" Facing reporters, Xu Sheng looked at the camera and protested with great dissatisfaction. The next day. Reporters and police caught Xu Sheng at an extremely bad murder scene. Xu Sheng was arrested again.

"You mean, since you were born, in the past twenty years, you have been able to control your dreams and do whatever you want in your dreams?" "Yes, I have done these things countless times, including outlaw gangsters, flying airplanes, parkour, gun battles and street fights." "To put it bluntly, the crimes I committed in my dreams, It was enough to get all the police officers in a region promoted!" "But then I became a good person." "Why?" "Because..." Looking at the tragedy of the four corpses kneeling on the ground in front of them, their eyes were hollow and they were nailed to the cross. Xu Hao stubbed out the cigarette in his hand, his eyes gradually blurred. "A dream come true."

Court! Criminal homicide! Blood feud! Xu Liang traveled through 2004 and became a criminal defense lawyer. Looking at his client who was sentenced to death, he took a deep breath. Starting from the death penalty to innocence, give the world a little shock of lawyers! .......... In court. "You mean, your client's crimes of intentional injury, intentional homicide, insulting corpses, and endangering public safety... Are all excusable?" "No, the fact is that our client has never committed these crimes, and none of these crimes constitutes!" "Then what you mean..." "Not guilty!" As soon as these words came out, the whole place fell into silence. The other party looked at the autopsy report in his hand, then looked at Xu Liang, who was speaking righteously in front of him, and said with eyes splitting: "Who told him to be a lawyer!?" This book is also called: [Who told him to be a lawyer! ][I am really not a fanatic within the law! ][Note: The positive energy of this book is for an imaginary world! ]...[Note: This book is an imaginary world, and anything that happens has nothing to do with reality! ]