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我牛魔王,从简化功法开始成圣
Time To The Left
As soon as Niu Gao traveled through time, he found that he had become a cow. It's not scary to travel to the wrong species. What's scary is that Niu Gao found himself being controlled by the weird horn sound to move forward, and his destination was the monster's big mouth! Are you going to be eaten just after traveling through time? What a bad start! At this moment, Niu Gao awakened to the system of simplifying the exercises: [The method of fierce fighting is being simplified... Simplified successfully... The method of fierce fighting→Push-ups] [Shrinking the ground into an inch and simplifying... Simplifying successfully... Shrinking the ground into an inch → Small steps] [The clouds and rain are being simplified... Simplified successfully... The clouds and rain are → sneezing] ... Common actions such as walking, breathing, eating, sleeping, etc., In the hands of Niu Gao, who has a simplified system, have become substitutes for practicing spells! Several years later, Tathagata Buddha looked at his six-foot-long golden body, and then looked at Niu Gao's ten-foot-long golden body. Horrified, he asked: "Ox Demon King, how can you, a mere monster, learn my Buddhist Golden Body Technique and practice it to a perfect state, which is so mysterious and difficult to practice?" Niu Gao curled his lips: "What is so mysterious and difficult to practice? In my opinion, it's just a matter of applying gold paint several times!"
As soon as Niu Gao traveled through time, he found that he had become a cow. It's not scary to travel to the wrong species. What's scary is that Niu Gao found himself being controlled by the weird horn sound to move forward, and his destination was the monster's big mouth! Are you going to be eaten just after traveling through time? What a bad start! At this moment, Niu Gao awakened to the system of simplifying the exercises: [The method of fierce fighting is being simplified... Simplified successfully... The method of fierce fighting→Push-ups] [Shrinking the ground into an inch and simplifying... Simplifying successfully... Shrinking the ground into an inch → Small steps] [The clouds and rain are being simplified... Simplified successfully... The clouds and rain are → sneezing] ... Common actions such as walking, breathing, eating, sleeping, etc., In the hands of Niu Gao, who has a simplified system, have become substitutes for practicing spells! Several years later, Tathagata Buddha looked at his six-foot-long golden body, and then looked at Niu Gao's ten-foot-long golden body. Horrified, he asked: "Ox Demon King, how can you, a mere monster, learn my Buddhist Golden Body Technique and practice it to a perfect state, which is so mysterious and difficult to practice?" Niu Gao curled his lips: "What is so mysterious and difficult to practice? In my opinion, it's just a matter of applying gold paint several times!"