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Alliance: a Great Sad Mantra, I Will Make the Whole Network Shut Down

Tianbang Wuhuan

3.8M6.150

Su Ye, a silver boy for eight years, traveled through S7 and became EDG's replacement senior top laner. It was the semi-finals of the S7 Spring Split, and Su Ye was ordered to take the blame. Just when he was about to perform badly on the field, unexpectedly, the "squeeze-breaking system" awakened. Under the guidance of the system, Su Ye went further and further on the road of becoming a human being-- During the game, shout that the enemy Uzi will always be a god; In the Korean server rankings, the players cried for their fathers and mothers when they were beaten; Being asked by the big anchor Zhou Shuyi and Lianmai to perform a talent, the song "The Great Compassion Mantra" made the entire network shut down; When you encounter Rita in the rankings, you instantly select a poodle and catch her crying; In addition, female anchors such as Mozi, Damei, Yu Shuang, Xiao Tuantuan, Erke, and Demon King have not been able to escape someone's harm... Later, Su Ye stood on the world finals championship podium for the third time, holding the trophy and delivering a speech: "Actually, I just want to be a pressure-resistant king." The players in the audience looked at the name of the three consecutive solo kill kings on the big screen, and their mouths twitched wildly: "You fucking call this resistance to pressure!?" Already have a high order of 20,000+ old books "LOL: You call this a bastard"

Lol: You Call This a Bastard?

Tianbang Wuhuan

1.6M8.594

New book "Alliance: Suona at the beginning, sending away sister Zhou and silly sister" Mo Bai travels through the League of Legends S7 season. Become a down-and-out retired professional player. At only 22 years old, he became famous in the canyon. Just because he hit the road on time for 2 and a half minutes, went shopping for 10 minutes, guarded the high ground for 15 minutes, and tortured his teammates with a "no" surrender point at 20 minutes. Named "Canyon Chaos"! Everyone is afraid of it and keeps away from it. Until the top of the canyon opens. [Ding, it is detected that the enemy has Korean aid Donib and lpl beauty commentator Rita, the 'bastard selection system' is activated] [Option 1: Turn a blind eye and continue to mess around, and be rewarded with the title of trash] [Choice 2: Please the public screen, and be rewarded with a copy of "300 Million Fancy Dog Licking Techniques Book"] [Choice 3: Catch Rita crying, reward the best passive skills - god-level consciousness, god-level hand speed] Mo Bai looked confused: "You call this a multiple-choice question?" Soon after. On the podium of S7 Global Finals champion EDG, facing host Yu Shuang's praise, Mo Bai looked serious: "No, these are all operations that a bastard should do, as long as you have the skills!" Faker's mouth twitched when he heard this: "You call this a bastard? Then who am I!" ...