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"Anchor, why are you selling fake goods!" Lin Xizhu is a product delivery anchor. She has always been honest and honest, but she never thought that one day she would be caught for counterfeiting. After the video was connected, she realized that she had accidentally sent her husband's things to customers as merchandise. Just when she was about to give someone a refund. A netizen with the ID of "The 37th Generation Descendant of Longhu Mountain" suddenly refreshed the screen: "Heavenly Master's Order?! How is this possible?! Anchor, where did you get this thing?!" Lin Xizhu was confused: "Uh... It belongs to my husband? He is just an ordinary person who does a small business..." "Ordinary people? Absolutely impossible! If you are not the true disciple of my Taoism, you are not even qualified to touch this order!" When netizens thought that these two people were engaged in script blog traffic. The descendants made hand gestures and recited secret words. In an instant, the Heavenly Master's Order was suspended in the air and burst into golden light! The live broadcast room fell silent for an instant, and netizens were collectively petrified. Lin Xizhu felt as if he had been struck by lightning. But this is just the beginning... The inconspicuous sandalwood, the luck beads bought by my husband, the craft sword in the corner... Every piece of "miscellaneous stuff" in the house that was not worth mentioning became astonishing Taoist treasures in the mouth of the "heir": sandalwood merit incense, seven-star beads, and the Tianshi Sword! Lin Xizhu's world view was refreshed again and again. Until the last door is opened. Her sky was completely shattered!

Travel through the parallel world and activate the [Family Counterattack System]. As long as you train family members, you can successfully win. Looking at my grandfather who is over 80 years old, my grandmother who is over 70 years old, and my parents who are almost 50 years old. Lu Chen took a breath: "Isn't it too cruel to let a bunch of old bones charge in the front?" Then I thought about it, the success of a family is inseparable from everyone's efforts. Rather than chicken yourself, it is better to chicken the elders! So Lu Chen cheated like crazy on the show... "What, you want me to go out to work? It's against Tiangang!" "Grandpa, if you get married, buy a house, and have children, with the salary of my parents, do you still want to have grandchildren?" One kill! Reporter: "Lu Chen, your grandfather is over eighty. How can you bear to ask him to make money?" "You don't understand. It's the right age for my grandfather to go to work! You think, let the elderly go to work, because they are mature and have more experience, go to bed early and get up early, and ride the bus for free! In the same way, if you let middle-aged people go to school, they will always regret that they did not study hard in the first place. Give them a chance to study again, and they can also spend time with the class to reminisce about the past and prepare for their great achievements. As for young people who are in poor health and love to get sick, it is better for us to take a good rest and regain our health, and still have time to have a relationship, increase the fertility rate, and form a perfect closed loop. In this way, the whole society will be full of vitality and spring spirit! " Netizen A: [I watched the live broadcast and found a real expert! ] Netizen B: [Hahaha, how can people be like this? ] Netizen C: [We are grandsons, but Lu Chen, you are the real grandson! ]

Good news: I dressed as the first brother of an entertainment company. Bad news: He was already a superstar before time travel. When she woke up, Su Chen was dressed as a second-tier singer again, and her mentality exploded on the spot. What's even worse is that this time it was in trouble right from the start. The reason is that a female internet celebrity insists that her original song belongs to someone else. The key is that this person is still the original person's friend - Li Mucheng. At first Su Chen thought it was just a simple misunderstanding. However, this old friend's actions chilled him time and time again. It was fine not to issue a statement to clarify. Instead, after Su Chen issued a statement, she sternly said that she was the original author of the song! "Can this be robbed openly?!" Su Chen also had his butt pulled with a knife, which opened his eyes! Co-authored by others, it is the kindness of dripping water and the spring of spring. If you are the kindness of spring, you should repay it with fists, right? ! "Okay, okay, if you want to grab it, then don't sing anymore!" Su Chen directly took back the copyright and removed all Li Mucheng's covers of her works from the shelves. This time, the other party was dumbfounded. "Brother Su, this is not what I meant, please don't be angry, okay? I know you are the best to me!" Faced with Li Mucheng's tea talk. Su Chen smiled: "You are silent when fighting for originality, but are you anxious to take back the copyright? It's too late!" Although Su Chen really has no interest in becoming a superstar. But he was still interested in frying fish ponds. And after this incident, I became very interested! ... "Listen to me. From today on, I, Su, will be the number one person below the legend. I will blow up Li Mucheng's fish pond! Even Jesus can't keep him!!"

New book has been released! "Shock! My e-girlfriend really became the richest beauty in the world." "No, you just quit the show after I traveled through time?" Lu Chen traveled through time and became a superstar in a parallel world who was preparing for a tour. What makes him feel even more helpless is that every time he holds a concert, fans go crazy for the microphone! As soon as the prelude sounds, thousands of people will start singing! Sing from beginning to end! For Lu Chen, who had loved singing since childhood, this was something that his uncle could tolerate but his aunt couldn't! Okay, okay, forget it if you quit the circle, you still won't let me sing? Then stop singing! Come out! "Moonlight", "The Hard-to-Recite Sutra", "In the Name of the Father", "Uneasy", "I Will Love You Even to Death"... One after another of five-star difficult singles was born. The confused fans are confused! "Your song is either high-pitched or showing off your skills! How do you want us to sing? Can't we afford it?!"... When the concert started, the place was completely silent! Lu Chen said with a smile: "Here, I'll give you the microphone and you can sing! Hey, why don't you sing? Do you not like singing?!" Audience: "..."

"What, offering incense will make you stronger?" Lu Chen traveled to a world where everyone worshiped gods. As long as they worshiped incense, they could communicate with the gods and receive blessings. However, the world is flocking to worship popular gods. As a result, these gods with strong incense have no shortage of offerings, so that even if they take incense, they will not do anything! Lu Chen: "In that case, why don't I attack a few unpopular gods who are not popular and burn the cold stove!" So, while others were worshiping Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth, Lu Chen directly worshiped the God of Wealth! Lu Chen: "Master Jun Caishen, you are the Emperor's God of Wealth. You are the most noble among the Gods of Wealth. Everyone else is ignorant." Jun Caishen: "My little friend, you still understand me! I have been in decline for many years, and I have already planned to give it up. It is you who rekindled my confidence. Don't worry, I will ensure that you have a prosperous financial future." Lu Chen was delighted: "Thank you, Lord Juncai, for your protection!" ... When others pay homage to the birthday boy, Lu Chen directly pays homage to the King of Hell! King of Hell: "Boy, are you sure you worshiped the wrong god? I am the King of Hell, don't you think I am unlucky?" Lu Chen: "How could it be possible? Your Majesty and I hit it off right away, otherwise, why would I worship you as my adoptive father?" King of Hell: "Wow, wow, I'm so touched. You are the first one to worship me every day. From now on, you will be my eldest son!" Lu Chen: "Thank you, foster father! That child's life span..." The King of Hell waved his hand: "Bold! If any judge dares to touch you, I will just poke out his pen." Lu Chen: "Thank you, foster father, for your mercy!" ... Seeing Lu Chen's longevity strip rising straight into the sky, the longevity star was dumbfounded: "No, this, is this right?"