Library
Browse and search novels
1 novel found
下山了，听说山下女人是老虎？
Three Horizontal And One Vertical Fish
When he was going down the mountain that day, the master asked him: "Xiao Si'er, after you go down the mountain, what kind of work are you going to do to support yourself?" Du Si'er knelt in front of the master and replied with tears rolling down his face: "Master, the disciple is an honest man. He grew up in the mountains and has never seen much of the world..." When the master heard this, he turned his head and let out a loud "poof". If you were an honest man, would you put a few toads in the bathtub while your senior sister was taking a bath, and then rush in to save the beautiful girl in an upright manner? If you were an honest man, would you put laxatives in your master's food just because he said you were not as handsome as his apprentice? Forget it, you kid, hurry down the mountain and cause trouble to others!
When he was going down the mountain that day, the master asked him: "Xiao Si'er, after you go down the mountain, what kind of work are you going to do to support yourself?" Du Si'er knelt in front of the master and replied with tears rolling down his face: "Master, the disciple is an honest man. He grew up in the mountains and has never seen much of the world..." When the master heard this, he turned his head and let out a loud "poof". If you were an honest man, would you put a few toads in the bathtub while your senior sister was taking a bath, and then rush in to save the beautiful girl in an upright manner? If you were an honest man, would you put laxatives in your master's food just because he said you were not as handsome as his apprentice? Forget it, you kid, hurry down the mountain and cause trouble to others!