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"If dating is a place to learn lessons, then I might be that Tang Monk who always steps on banana peels at the door of the monster cave." My name is Lin Xiaoxi, I am twenty-eight years old, an ordinary woman living a prosperous life in the city, but every Spring Festival, I have to transform into a "blind dater" and be forced to embark on the "Nine-Nine-Nine-Eighty-One Difficulty" fantasy journey planned by my mother. What this book records is the absurd true record of my battles of wits, courage, laughter and tears with various "demon" type blind dates-- Have you ever seen a "clearance robot" that takes the "How to Date a Blind Date Efficiently" guide on the first date? Have you ever talked about a "technical man" who uses AI to generate all his love words and is exposed in just three sentences when meeting? There are also those returning elites who insist on ordering in English but refer to "Tiramisu" as "Kick La Ma Crispy", and the confident crit player who declares "You are my future pillow" at the second meeting... Every story is as absurd as a joke, but so real that it makes people scratch their toes. I used a small notebook to write down these hilarious and thought-provoking moments, and gradually I discovered that no matter who I met on the blind date was my future partner, they were clearly looking into a mirror, reflecting the anxieties of contemporary marriage and love, social labels, interpersonal dislocations, and-most importantly-the self trying to stand firm in the wave of marriage pushers. This is not a book to advise you to get married, nor is it a guide to make you fear marriage. This is a growth adventure that uses humor as armor and sobriety as a weapon. With the "fierce eyes" I have developed on this road, what I finally see clearly is not Mr. Right, but the life I really want.