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Deep in the Buzhou Mountain ruins, the Ten Thousand Demons Extradition Formation that spans the sky and the earth is roaring into action. The remaining crystals of chaos tear open the dark whirlpool, Hetu Luoshu suppresses all demons, and the star orbs anchor time and space. Along with the price of the Jade Emperor's regression in cultivation, hundreds of millions of monsters were wiped out of their existence in a daze, and were exiled to a place called

Funny + cool article When I woke up, I, Zhang Bufan, a top social worker who died suddenly because he complained about his boss's poor PPT, was actually caught by the Jade Emperor. The old man held my "Guide to Optimizing Resignation Letters" with tears in his eyes: "My confidant! Whoever wants to be the Emperor of Heaven, I want to resign naked!" Therefore, I would like to present the "Heaven Acting CEO" gift package. Open it and take a look: an empty treasury, a bill of 5 trillion owed to the "Three Realms Universe", and a group of old comrades who are fishing for immortality. The only employee is Zhu Bajie, who is so hungry that he wants to chew on the stone lion on the arch. In order not to be struck to death by lightning without being paid, I was forced to start some sexy tricks: Sun Wukong's dandruff was packaged into "super hair growth serum", Yue Lao's rotten peach blossom red thread was sold as a "scumbag identification instrument", and even the foot washing water used in the Dragon King's bath became the most popular "seafood flavor essence" in the world! I thought I could make a fortune in silence, but it turned out that the troubles came faster than the money: the Western god of war complained that the hair grown by the hair growth serum would curse people, and the elves accused our "natural essence" of smelling like a fish market. What's even more outrageous is that King Tota and the Old Antique Board of Directors want to impeach me on the grounds that I let the KPIs of the gods get involved and destroyed the fine traditional culture of fishing in heaven! Just as I was leading all the gods to list Tiantinggan and celebrate the soaring stock price, the missing person, the Jade Emperor, came back. He held the souvenir and asked kindly: "How is my country?" Taibai Jinxing silently handed over the shareholders' meeting resolution: "Mr. Jade Emperor, after voting, you have been upgraded from chairman to 'lifetime honorary tour guide'. The current new boss is the one who will make us rich."