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Woman: When you go to the border, you must pretend to be me. Man: I can't hold you in my heart at all. Female (with a fierce look): If the heart can't hold it, use the stomach to hold it; if the stomach can't hold it, use the large intestine! Man (looking embarrassed): I'm afraid I can't do it. Female (extremely dissatisfied): Why can't it be done... Man: Because... I'm not very good at dismembering bodies... Female:............ Tags: salted fish turn over, favor article, pretending to be a pig and eating tiger, farming article