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Lich's Modern Farm
Fantasy巫妖的现代化农场
Smile Eating Watermelon
In the cursed wasteland ruled by the Lich Lord, a new slogan that goes against the ancestors floats-- [Replace the thousand-year slumber with a five-year plan and make skeleton soldiers a production pacesetter! When the time traveler's soul awakened in the body of the Lich Lord, he found that his territory was full of hungry serfs chewing the soil. The rotten grass roots in the ground were dimmer than the soul fire in his eyes. As a doctor of agriculture, he changed the Bone Hall into an agricultural laboratory overnight, and annotated the forbidden spells in the Necronomicon Code one by one: [Rotting Plague = Organic Fertilizer Production Increase Technology], [Skeleton Reorganization Technique = Fully Automatic Sowing Puppet], [Forced Charm = Artificial Intervention in Livestock Breeding]... When the Knights of the Church patrolled the Cursed Wasteland again after five years, the people of the Holy Light immediately went offline-- Stitched Abomination was pruning the vines with six arms, the skeleton horse was running out of shadow in the wheat field with an improved plowshare, and the lich wrapped in a faded mage robe was holding a loudspeaker to direct the ghouls to harvest the grass. As all kinds of undead brand agricultural and sideline products became popular at noble banquets, and the trademark fire paint of [Cursed Wasteland Organic Farm] spread red across half of the continent, the Lich Lord Viselas discovered that the surrounding forces seemed to have hundreds of millions of opinions on him. The Holy See's envoys always circle around his skeleton hall with swords. The elves and druids accuse him of "violating the laws of nature." The strategic grain reserves dried with dragon's breath deep in the warehouse have been stared at by dwarf arms dealers for three whole rainy seasons... "Is it too late to join the Church of the Harvest Goddess and seek refuge?" - Legendary Lich Lord [Viseras Night Howl]
In the cursed wasteland ruled by the Lich Lord, a new slogan that goes against the ancestors floats-- [Replace the thousand-year slumber with a five-year plan and make skeleton soldiers a production pacesetter! When the time traveler's soul awakened in the body of the Lich Lord, he found that his territory was full of hungry serfs chewing the soil. The rotten grass roots in the ground were dimmer than the soul fire in his eyes. As a doctor of agriculture, he changed the Bone Hall into an agricultural laboratory overnight, and annotated the forbidden spells in the Necronomicon Code one by one: [Rotting Plague = Organic Fertilizer Production Increase Technology], [Skeleton Reorganization Technique = Fully Automatic Sowing Puppet], [Forced Charm = Artificial Intervention in Livestock Breeding]... When the Knights of the Church patrolled the Cursed Wasteland again after five years, the people of the Holy Light immediately went offline-- Stitched Abomination was pruning the vines with six arms, the skeleton horse was running out of shadow in the wheat field with an improved plowshare, and the lich wrapped in a faded mage robe was holding a loudspeaker to direct the ghouls to harvest the grass. As all kinds of undead brand agricultural and sideline products became popular at noble banquets, and the trademark fire paint of [Cursed Wasteland Organic Farm] spread red across half of the continent, the Lich Lord Viselas discovered that the surrounding forces seemed to have hundreds of millions of opinions on him. The Holy See's envoys always circle around his skeleton hall with swords. The elves and druids accuse him of "violating the laws of nature." The strategic grain reserves dried with dragon's breath deep in the warehouse have been stared at by dwarf arms dealers for three whole rainy seasons... "Is it too late to join the Church of the Harvest Goddess and seek refuge?" - Legendary Lich Lord [Viseras Night Howl]