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Burning Jin Fengyun

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Men are attracted by beautiful women, especially those with good taste. In the past, there were four particularly delicious ones. It was said that they could turn the moon into a flower and sink a fish into a geese. Women also like handsome guys, especially handsome guys. There used to be four particularly graceful people. It is said that when they are awake, they are as independent as a lonely pine, and when they are drunk, they are like a jade mountain about to collapse. In the past, beautiful women could make watery hibiscus without adding powder. After a long time, the little beauty used knives and axes on herself, and she had to transform herself into a beautiful woman. In the past, the handsome boy's mother was always worried that her son would not be able to return home at night because all the female gangsters from all over the country were hiding not far from his door. In the past, when a handsome guy went out on the street, he would receive gifts from women for no apparent reason, and many impatient ladies would throw gifts at him from a hundred meters away because they found it troublesome to queue. As a result, the handsome guy would often get injured, with some severe fractures, and even more severe cases requiring intensive care. After a long time, the little handsome boy's mother was always worried that her son would not be able to return home when he went out, because she was afraid that the Sunflower Book would self-immolate and die with her son: "If you don't train me to the ninth level, how can I claim to be the Supreme Book without my strength?" A long time later, young handsome guys always encountered suicide incidents inexplicably when they went out on the street: pigs committed suicide, and what was too much was that pork also committed suicide, because their self-esteem as fresh meat was irreparably damaged. Dear book friends, do you think I want to tell stories about handsome men and beautiful women from the past and a long time ago? Then you are wrong! And it's so wrong! The beauties in this book are not as beautiful as before, and the handsome guys in this book are not as handsome as they will be in the future.