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神父不让当，我只好成为教皇了
Silver Moon Wandering
"Next, I would like to invite the Honorable Mr. Roland Caillot, the Honorary Patriarch of the Cross, the Pope of Rome, the recipient of the Order of Holy Unity, the leader of the cause of anti-religious rule, the lifelong enemy of the devil, and the founder of the European Union, to deliver a speech on the 30th anniversary of the founding of the United Pan-Continental University!" Caillaux took the stage with Joan, the only female pope in the Roman Catholic Church, on his arm. He glanced around the audience and murmured: "Aphrodite, Lucifer, what do you think I should say?" The white-haired demon and the thousand-eyed angel were floating behind him, barely able to stop drooling. "Look at these delicious souls. They treat you like a hero. Why don't you say something nice?" Caio took a deep breath and shouted: "The Roman Catholic Church is a bunch of sons of bitches!" "Oh!!!" The audience burst into thunderous applause. "The same goes for Christianity!" He added quickly. The applause from the audience became even louder.
"Next, I would like to invite the Honorable Mr. Roland Caillot, the Honorary Patriarch of the Cross, the Pope of Rome, the recipient of the Order of Holy Unity, the leader of the cause of anti-religious rule, the lifelong enemy of the devil, and the founder of the European Union, to deliver a speech on the 30th anniversary of the founding of the United Pan-Continental University!" Caillaux took the stage with Joan, the only female pope in the Roman Catholic Church, on his arm. He glanced around the audience and murmured: "Aphrodite, Lucifer, what do you think I should say?" The white-haired demon and the thousand-eyed angel were floating behind him, barely able to stop drooling. "Look at these delicious souls. They treat you like a hero. Why don't you say something nice?" Caio took a deep breath and shouted: "The Roman Catholic Church is a bunch of sons of bitches!" "Oh!!!" The audience burst into thunderous applause. "The same goes for Christianity!" He added quickly. The applause from the audience became even louder.