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爹，求你少吹两句，牛皮真吹炸了
Sikong Xian'er
# "Dad, please stop bragging, the cowhide really can't hold on!" Introduction On the first day of time travel, Lin Nansheng discovered that her cheap dad had made a shocking boast at the state banquet - saying that there was a sacred cow in his backyard that could fly into the sky and escape from the earth. The emperor believed it and issued an imperial edict, ordering him to sacrifice the cow at the ceremony of the coming of all nations in one month. Dad panicked and the whole family went crazy. Lin Nansheng was about to run away when a system panel suddenly popped up in his mind: Dad was carrying 47 items of unfulfilled cowhide. The consequences of overdue include but are not limited to the execution of the whole family, the death of the whole family, and the possession of bad luck... There are only 28 days left for this "God Cow Flying to the Sky" project. As the director of Internet operations who died suddenly in his previous life, Lin Nansheng was forced to return to his old business and dismantle every piece of bullshit his father had blown away as a KPI. Crowdfunding, supply chain management, hot air balloon engineering, crisis public relations - he used a set of modern project management methodologies and started a life-saving plan for the whole family with a black cow who was afraid of heights. However, the more the cowhide is removed, the more it becomes. Dad's mouth was like a leaking bellows, adding a new task every time he held back a sentence. What's even weirder is that the system shows that these cowhide are not a joke - behind them are involved an emperor who has lived for three hundred years as a "spiritual speaker", a cult that worships lies called the "Wuxian Sect", and the truth about Lin Nansheng's mother who has been missing for ten years. "Dad, from now on, every word you say must be asked to me first." "Then what should I do if I want to go to the toilet?" "... Hold it in." From bragging at the state banquet to court intrigues, from the impossible battle of three thousand versus thirty thousand to exposing the mystery of the emperor's immortality - this is a time traveler using "project management"
# "Dad, please stop bragging, the cowhide really can't hold on!" Introduction On the first day of time travel, Lin Nansheng discovered that her cheap dad had made a shocking boast at the state banquet - saying that there was a sacred cow in his backyard that could fly into the sky and escape from the earth. The emperor believed it and issued an imperial edict, ordering him to sacrifice the cow at the ceremony of the coming of all nations in one month. Dad panicked and the whole family went crazy. Lin Nansheng was about to run away when a system panel suddenly popped up in his mind: Dad was carrying 47 items of unfulfilled cowhide. The consequences of overdue include but are not limited to the execution of the whole family, the death of the whole family, and the possession of bad luck... There are only 28 days left for this "God Cow Flying to the Sky" project. As the director of Internet operations who died suddenly in his previous life, Lin Nansheng was forced to return to his old business and dismantle every piece of bullshit his father had blown away as a KPI. Crowdfunding, supply chain management, hot air balloon engineering, crisis public relations - he used a set of modern project management methodologies and started a life-saving plan for the whole family with a black cow who was afraid of heights. However, the more the cowhide is removed, the more it becomes. Dad's mouth was like a leaking bellows, adding a new task every time he held back a sentence. What's even weirder is that the system shows that these cowhide are not a joke - behind them are involved an emperor who has lived for three hundred years as a "spiritual speaker", a cult that worships lies called the "Wuxian Sect", and the truth about Lin Nansheng's mother who has been missing for ten years. "Dad, from now on, every word you say must be asked to me first." "Then what should I do if I want to go to the toilet?" "... Hold it in." From bragging at the state banquet to court intrigues, from the impossible battle of three thousand versus thirty thousand to exposing the mystery of the emperor's immortality - this is a time traveler using "project management"