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My name is Er Gouzi, 24 years old, a former social worker and now an undersea refugee. Before traveling, my worries were 996 and rent. After traveling, my worries include but are not limited to: How to avoid being roasted into dried squid in a kitchen with a fire under the sea; How to stop co-worker Spongebob from blowing bubbles during work hours and shutting down the restaurant; How to save your life from Plankton's boss' 1087th attempt to steal the secret recipe; How do I get Mr. Krabs, the Iron Rooster, to give me a one-dollar salary increase? Oh~Okay All of the above fail. But I unexpectedly discovered: The Krabby Patties I made seemed to have a smell that was not of this world? This smell is quietly changing the entire Bikini Castle...

I, Lin Bei, traveled through time and became the prince of Dali, Duan Yu. System prompt: Please jump off the cliff immediately to obtain [Lingbo Weibu] and [Beiming Magic]. What a joke, I, Lin Bei, have always acted steadily and steadily throughout my life. How could I risk my life for a martial arts book? I sat on the top of Wuliang Mountain for three days and three nights. With the wisdom of later generations and my incredible understanding, I suddenly realized a sense of "Qi" from Taoist classics. When I used the "Xiaoyaoyou" movement technique that I had learned on my own to float down the cliff and put the two secret books in my bag, I realized that something seemed not right about this world. Why does the sweeping monk of Shaolin Temple look at me with such happy eyes? Why does Wu Yazi of Leigu Mountain insist on passing me on as the leader, and why does he say that I am the variable that the Xiaoyao Sect has been waiting for for thousands of years? It wasn't until I smashed the Tianshan Child's Life and Death Talisman with one punch that she looked at me with horror on her face: "You are not a martial artist, you are... A Qi Practitioner?!" At that moment, a new world opened up for me. It turns out that the end of internal strength is to introduce Qi into the body; above the innate realm, there is foundation building, pill formation, and Yuanying! While the heroes were still fighting for a bloody battle over the "Yi Jin Jing", I was already flying into the sky with my sword, preparing to meet the "sweeping monk" above the nine heavens. My name is Duan Yu, a cultivator with a special hobby. My story begins with a slap in the face.