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The Internet is abuzz with the saying "It's outrageous if you haven't ridden the subway". Beautiful host Wang Bingbing conducted a live offline interview with passers-by about their opinions on those who have never taken the subway. When I interviewed Jiang Lingfeng, a passerby, the entire network was shattered! "I've never taken the subway!" "Subway? What kind of class is the subway? How can it be worthy of my status!" Just when everyone thought Jiang Lingfeng was bragging. A fleet of tens of millions of luxury cars stopped in front of Jiang Lingfeng. The sexy beauty got out of the car and said, "Master, please get in the car!" When they arrived at Jiang Lingfeng's house, everyone discovered that a villa cost tens of billions! The luxury car is also used to buy groceries. With in-depth understanding, the military was even more alarmed! "This drone delivers food? Has a battery life of 10,000 kilometers? Can it carry 3 meals of supplies?" "How come the parameters of this lifting cable are the same as those required for the aircraft carrier's arresting cable?" "And your carbon fiber fishing rod that can be used as aviation material, and the paint that can prevent radar detection..." Jiang Lingfeng: "This and that, these are for civilian use, so it won't affect it, right?"

Zhang Yuheng traveled through time and became a Taoist priest, only to find that hundreds of zombies and Ah Piao surrounded the Taoist temple. Seeing that the Taoist temple was about to fall, Zhang Yuheng took action and shouted: Come with the sword! A [Thunder Tribulation Sword] full of thunder appeared out of thin air, and in an instant, it was thunderous, with the potential to destroy the heaven and the earth! The Taoist priests in the Taoist temple exclaimed: Using a sword to draw thunder is a legendary method that only the Taoist Celestial Master can do. The Celestial Master is here and we are saved! The zombies and Ah Piao were urinating and urinating, and they knelt on the ground and begged for mercy: "Oh my God, the Heavenly Master is keeping people under his command. We are human beings, not real zombies and Ah Piao." Netizens made a sensation: "The anchor pretended to be a zombie and Ah Piao went to the Taoist temple to fight against fake Taoist priests, but he was taken as a real zombie and Ah Piao!" "Fairy, this is the magic trick..." Zhang Yuheng looked at his [Black Technology System] and explained: "There are no gods in the world. Everyone must believe in science. They are all high-tech methods!" Taoist priest: "Master Tian, stop pretending, you are the most qualified to wear this purple robe!" The whole network: "Taoist priest, stop pretending, we know you are a god!"

Journey to the west through the ancient times and become Sun Wukong! Awakened [Eat and wait to die system], just eat and wait to die and you will become stronger! From then on, Sun Wukong embarked on a path of eating and waiting for death. Then! Ancestor Bodhi: Sun Wukong, let's not wait for death, okay? If you don't go out to sea to find immortals, I will move Fangcun Mountain to your Huaguo Mountain. Can you just practice it as a token! Jade Emperor: Sun Wukong, come up to heaven and make a big fuss. Forget it, I will tie myself up and go to your Huaguo Mountain. Tathagata: This, this... What reason should be used to suppress Sun Wukong at the foot of Five Elements Mountain? Forget it, I don't want to give a reason anymore, it gives such a big head a headache, just suppress it! At this time, Sun Wukong was not happy anymore, and the power of the mythical Da Luo swept across the world! Sun Wukong: I heard! Tathagata, you want to suppress me! ! ?

Xu Changsheng endured nine reincarnations, and when he was about to realize eternity, Heavenly Dao suddenly released the "Ten List of Heartless People"! First place: Xu Changsheng, nine reincarnations of women who failed include: ? The saint from the Buddhist kingdom who fell into the devil for him (Master Fei Xuan said: "The ancient Buddha with green lantern... It was originally lit for you!")? The genius of the Taoist sect who changed his destiny for him (Xiao Meng: "In this life, I will definitely catch up with you!")? The empresses carried 40-meter-long knives and chased across planes: "Explain which birth of the illegitimate child?"? Xu Changsheng burst into tears looking at the collapsed script: "When I edited the reincarnation identity, I didn't include the emotional line!"

One of Yangshi's programs, "Elves in the Mountains," is conducted live. In a primary school in the mountains, students who have just entered first grade show off their playmates. Under everyone's astonished gaze, the little girl took out the bamboo leaf green cobra from her schoolbag. When the contents of the schoolbag were poured out, a poisonous snake, centipede, scorpion, etc. Appeared. The little girl claimed that her father had found her a playmate. Just when I thought this was scary, I was on my way to the little girl's house. The little girl rides a golden horse to travel, and the giant python serves as a boat. Round-spotted vipers, sharp-nosed vipers, black widows and other poisonous snakes and insects are entrenched on the way to her home. Even her companions include grizzly bears, sea greens, gray wolf kings, golden eagles, golden pythons and other beasts and birds! The whole network was shocked. This is not a playmate, but a beast kingdom! ? ?

Strangeness has come to the world, and humans rely on positive energy slogans to resist pollution. Jiang Xiaoli is bound to the "Underworld Healing System", and his live broadcast style changes: Facing the cracked female ghost, he sang "" affectionately: "Lady, aha~" The female ghost covered her face and ran away: "Please be normal!" In the S-level weird story [Midnight Ring], he recommended conditioner to Sadako: "Sister, Rejoice can save split ends!" Audiences around the world cried while swiping Rockets: "Although the san value was cleared... Wei Wei was so embarrassed that he blew himself up!" [Harvest the mental pollution value to unlock the "Black Man Carrying the Coffin" and break the barrier!

I just write novels, you call me a tomb robber? Shu Miao came to the door and looked at Hu Lingfeng who looked serious, saying that what you said doesn't count and we will make our own judgment. The squid didn't say anything and started searching the house directly. Bronze fish with snake eyebrows, Muchen beads, jade clothes with golden threads, bronze sacred tree, dragon bone heavenly book, bronze tripod with human face, etc... You said you write novels? Why are these there? Fake? Imitation? An expert on cultural relic appraisal from the National Museum said: We are professional in appraising antiques and we must ensure authenticity... Hu Lingfeng's whole body was numb. He seemed to be unable to explain. He was more unjust than Dou E. I only wrote novels. How could I have these things at home? It wasn't until Shu Mao found the diary left by his daughter at home that he discovered that all the tomb items had been stolen by her daughter. The whole network was shocked. The air leakage in this little cotton-padded jacket was a bit serious, and it almost caused my father to get in! Hu Lingfeng still complained that her daughter was only in the first grade...

The sky curtain opens to take stock of the pitiful people who have been calculated by heaven! ! Ancestor Hongyun: "What I gave up was my holy throne, but what I sacrificed was my life... Am I wrong?" Demon Master Kunpeng: "If you don't become a saint, you will end up as an ant! God's way is unfair, so I will take it myself!" Leader Tongtian: "Tao Ancestor, you are too poisonous! Confer the gods to measure the calamity and ask all my disciples to deal with the calamity!" Di Jun: "Heaven, it's a flash in the pan, Dao Ancestor, you are the manipulator behind it!" Hou Tu: "I don't use my body to incarnate reincarnation to let you use all living beings as pawns!" When the golden list connecting all the worlds suddenly appears, when the fate of all futures is exposed in advance-- Will they still embark on the destined path of destiny? Will Hongyun's "kindness" still become his talisman? Will the Lich's calamity still stain the entire prehistoric world with blood? Can a superior saint... Really calculate everything forever?

Journey to the west through the ancient times and become Sun Wukong. I have just been knocked three times by Patriarch Bodhi, and I am about to follow the journey to the west. I will be tamed by Buddhism in the future, and I will not give in. If you happen to awaken the [Keep Yourself System], you will be rewarded as long as you keep your rules. [The host behaves himself well, and the reward is: Chaos Pearl] [The host behaves himself well, and the reward is: God-killing Spear] [The host behaves himself well, and the reward is: Pangu Essence and Blood] A non-noisy Sun Wukong appeared. Dragon King of the East China Sea: The monkey didn't come to borrow the weapon, so I gave it to him personally, but he exchanged it with me for other better treasures. Now I want to ask, can I still report it to the Jade Emperor? Crying... Taishang Laojun: This monkey is too kind, I should break this alchemy furnace myself, and by the way, I can help him get a dazzling eye. Jade Emperor: Monkey, you resist, come on, why don't you sit on this throne for a while and give me a chance so that I can have a reason to mess with you. Tathagata: Wait, you pig teammates, there is no reason for me to take the Five Elements Palm of the Buddha.