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For my tenth wedding anniversary, I made a reservation at Pei Shuheng's favorite restaurant. From dawn to dusk, he never showed up.

I, the weightlifting champion, dressed up as Su Yao, who was in the cold palace and was crippled for "eating too much." There was a lack of food and clothing here, so in order to fill my stomach, I stared at the plump cranes in the imperial garden. Just as I was plucking the hair and getting ready to roast it and eat it, the Green Tea Princess came with the Emperor to watch the cranes. "Your Majesty, look at how spiritual that crane is..." "Hiccup!" Before the imperial concubine could finish her words, she saw me holding a crane in one hand and drooling at them. "How dare you! How dare you steal my auspiciousness!" The emperor was furious and ordered his guards to capture me. In order to make up for it, I lifted up the stone lion next to me and said, "Don't be angry, Your Majesty. I will perform some acrobatics for you to entertain you?" The emperor looked at the stone lion weighing 1,000 kilograms and looked like a toy in my hand. He was so frightened that his crown tilted. Later, a legend spread in the harem: It is better to provoke the Lord of Hell than Su Dali. Because not only can she lift you high, she can also hang you on the flagpole to dry! And the emperor who originally wanted to kill me is now shivering and hiding under the dragon chair, "My dear... Dear concubine, if you have something to say, please put down my dragon chair first!"

At the year-end summary meeting of the underworld, I received a huge amount of reincarnation compensation due to the special cause of death due to being accidentally killed by a close relative. The new ghost next to me was very envious and asked me if I had lived a miserable life. I shook my head innocently: "My parents love me very much! It's just..." My parents are the kind of people who would cut meat for their children and feed it to hawks. Even if the family couldn't open the pot, my father would leave the only egg to me. Even if my mother is sick and has a fever, she will get up and knit a scarf for me. After my sister was born, they were even more cautious, for fear of neglecting me. But that day, I just wanted to help my sister trim her nails. I accidentally cut them a little deeper, and my sister cried out in pain. My father broke down and yelled at me, "We are so careful to protect your self-esteem, and you actually bully your sister while we are away?"