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I traveled through time and became Tang Monk who had just left Chang'an. System prompt: Devouring demons can strengthen yourself. Looking at the monster in front of me with its teeth and claws, I laughed out loud. On Shuangcha Ridge, I tore General Yin to pieces with my bare hands, and all the monsters knelt down and begged for mercy. At the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, Wukong smiled ferociously and wanted to show off to me. I took out the Tightening Spell with my backhand and smiled: "Wukong, Master teaches you a new word - backlash." On the way to learn the scriptures, I secretly swallowed all kinds of demons. At the peach banquet in heaven, I tore open the golden body of the Arhat with my bare hands. Tathagata was furious: "Jin Chanzi, how dare you..." "Shh." I licked the Buddha's blood on my fingertips and chuckled, "It's you who deserve to be saved." At the foot of Lingshan Mountain, I sit on the lotus platform, and all the demons worship me. The system suddenly prompted: "The host has reached the devouring standard, and the second stage is unlocked--"

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All sentient beings are stupid, I now have the Tripitaka Sutra, the Dharma can be stored in one storehouse to talk about heaven; the commentary can be stored in one storehouse, and it can talk about the earth; the sutra can be stored in one storehouse, and ghosts can be saved. The World Honored One is gone, the Heavenly One is covered in dust, the Bodhisattva is hanging upside down, the Vajra is standing on the ground, the rat blowing the wind calls Amitabha, the tiger in the cross mountain respects Daoxuan, the lost green lion manages the state affairs, the white elephant of the Tuo man shakes the fan, all the gods want to live forever, the big monsters all want to be gods, but they don't see that skull becomes a road, and the long bones become a forest, a cat and mouse family talk about heroes