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Dong Zhuo wants to kill me, and he has a hundred thousand white horses to protect him. Are you afraid of Dong Zhuo? Yuan Shao wants to support me, but I have millions of soldiers and thousands of good generals, but I don't like him. Cao Cao wants to be my younger brother, I will consider it...

Grandpa: "My dear grandson, there is a rebellion in the underworld. Grandpa has no money to fight." Jiang Chen: "Grandpa, I will spend 100 billion in military expenditures for you. Do you want rockets and tanks to burn a Leopard 2 for you?" "Boss, give me another nuclear bomb and write Fat Man and Little Boy on it..." Grandpa: "My dear grandson, there are too many evil ghosts. Grandpa wants to expand the eighteenth level of hell. The iron mines I don't have enough stone, please think of something!" Jiang Chen: "Grandpa, how can I burn the iron ore for you?" Grandpa: "My grandson, you see that your grandma is as strong as an ox, why don't you get me a model..." Jiang Chen: "Grandpa, I'm not married yet, how about you arrange a female ghost for me?"