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Dong Zhuo wants to kill me, and he has a hundred thousand white horses to protect him. Are you afraid of Dong Zhuo? Yuan Shao wants to support me, but I have millions of soldiers and thousands of good generals, but I don't like him. Cao Cao wants to be my younger brother, I will consider it...

Grandpa: "My dear grandson, there is a rebellion in the underworld, and grandpa has no money to fight." Jiang Chen: "Grandpa, I will spend 100 billion in military expenditures for you. Do you want rockets? I will burn a Leopard 2 tank for you." "Boss, plant another nuclear bomb for me and write Fat Man and Little Boy on it..." Grandpa: "My dear grandson, there are too many evil ghosts. Grandpa wants to expand the eighteen levels of hell. There is not enough iron ore. Please think of a way!" Jiang Chen: "Grandpa, how can I burn the iron ore for you???" Grandpa: "Good grandson, your grandma was reincarnated after drinking Meng Po soup. Look at grandpa, he is as strong as an ox. Why don't you get me a model..." Jiang Chen: "Grandpa, I'm already thirty and haven't gotten married yet, how about you arrange a female ghost for me???"