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Sun Wukong: "You monsters who are blocking roads and robbing people, I, Sun, will beat you to death with a stick today!" Tang Monk: "Wukong, stop it. You use the immobilization technique to trap them and let me come." Zhu Bajie: "What lessons should we learn? There are so many monsters at every turn. Let's break up the gang. I'll go back to my Gao Laozhuang to find Gao Cuilan." Tang Monk: "Is Gao Cuilan beautiful?" Monk Sha: "Master, master, how can you eat meat and drink wine?" Tang Monk: "The wine and meat pass through the intestines, but remain in the heart of the Buddha." Monk Sha; "......." Tathagata: "Jinchanzi, don't come over. I'll give you the position. Don't come over..."

Li Aotian traveled through the parallel world Blue Star and became one of the eight guardian war gods of the Dragon Kingdom. Good news, he is the real God of War. Bad news, no cultivation at all. [Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the belief system. [Faith profession extraction can extract all professions in the world. [After completing the profession, the host will obtain the god experience card corresponding to the profession. According to what you say, what if I smoke a horse breeder? The mist is coming proudly, the flowers and fruits are fragrant, and the sea is fixed with a stick, and all the demons are coming! Holding a Ruyi golden hoop and wearing chained golden armor. Monkey King, Monkey King! Is there anything else in this world that can stop the Great Sage from attacking? ... Alien gods invade. A terrifying and world-destroying thunder struck the Western Eagle Country. Zeus of the Eagle Kingdom said in horror: "My family, who knows that I am afraid of thunder and lightning?" The golden hoop dropped from the sky and landed in the cherry blossom country. The god of the Sakura Kingdom cried bitterly: "Mama-san, I can never see the cherry blossoms in my hometown again!" The gods outside the territory were indignant: "Li Aotian, what do you mean you can't afford it? Don't you use a sword?" Li Aotian scratched his head, raised his sword and slashed into the void. "One sword opens the gate of heaven, and the heaven appears!"

A good young man in the 21st century worked overtime day and night and died in an accident. Tang Seng: "Is it difficult to do? Then don't do it!" Sun Wukong: "Master, I also want to take a sip of wine!" Zhu Bajie: "No matter what I learn, the master can kill a monster with one punch. I'd better go back to Gaolaozhuang." Monk Sha: "Master, how did you develop these muscles? Teach me."