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I Asked You to Patrol the Mountains, but I Didn't Ask You to Serve the National Treasure in One Pot
Urban让你巡山,没让你把国宝一锅端
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As soon as he graduated, Chen Mo successfully took the exam to become a ranger in Shennong Mountain in order to avoid being involved. He thought he would live a magical life with a cup of tea, a pack of cigarettes, and patrolling the hills all day long. To prove that he was not idle at work, he casually started a live broadcast. Unexpectedly, in the first second after the show started, a fluffy panda cub fell from the sky and hit him accurately! Chen Mo: "???" The live broadcast room exploded instantly, and millions of viewers laughed crazy on the spot: [Good guy, anchor, you are on a brighter road. On your first day on the job, you live-streamed stealing a national treasure? ! ] [You are so brave, I suggest the death penalty! ] [Already called the police, wait, Yaoyaoling's helicopter will be right above your head! ] Chen Mo couldn't argue. In order to prove his innocence, he could only bite the bullet and continue patrolling the mountain. The result... As soon as the front foot captured the panda man's stolen goods, the back foot was hugged by the lost South China tiger cub on the thigh. The orphaned golden monkey above him regarded him as his biological father, and the white fox family behind him settled directly in his dormitory! Snow leopards, crested ibises, golden eagles... He has almost completed the list of rare animals! The whole network: "Please stop, you have almost emptied Shennong Mountain!" Poaching gang: "Brother, stop being involved. You look like we are very unprofessional!" Facing the police and the fanatical zoologists who came to his door, and looking at the first-level protection evidence that was waiting in the room, Chen Mo wanted to cry without tears, and looked up to the sky and screamed: "I'm really just an ordinary ranger!" "I asked you to patrol the mountains, but I didn't ask you to carry the national treasure in one pot!"
As soon as he graduated, Chen Mo successfully took the exam to become a ranger in Shennong Mountain in order to avoid being involved. He thought he would live a magical life with a cup of tea, a pack of cigarettes, and patrolling the hills all day long. To prove that he was not idle at work, he casually started a live broadcast. Unexpectedly, in the first second after the show started, a fluffy panda cub fell from the sky and hit him accurately! Chen Mo: "???" The live broadcast room exploded instantly, and millions of viewers laughed crazy on the spot: [Good guy, anchor, you are on a brighter road. On your first day on the job, you live-streamed stealing a national treasure? ! ] [You are so brave, I suggest the death penalty! ] [Already called the police, wait, Yaoyaoling's helicopter will be right above your head! ] Chen Mo couldn't argue. In order to prove his innocence, he could only bite the bullet and continue patrolling the mountain. The result... As soon as the front foot captured the panda man's stolen goods, the back foot was hugged by the lost South China tiger cub on the thigh. The orphaned golden monkey above him regarded him as his biological father, and the white fox family behind him settled directly in his dormitory! Snow leopards, crested ibises, golden eagles... He has almost completed the list of rare animals! The whole network: "Please stop, you have almost emptied Shennong Mountain!" Poaching gang: "Brother, stop being involved. You look like we are very unprofessional!" Facing the police and the fanatical zoologists who came to his door, and looking at the first-level protection evidence that was waiting in the room, Chen Mo wanted to cry without tears, and looked up to the sky and screamed: "I'm really just an ordinary ranger!" "I asked you to patrol the mountains, but I didn't ask you to carry the national treasure in one pot!"

西游:开局写诛仙,圣人堵门收徒
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[Journey to the West + System Flow + Explosive Start + Saint Recruiting a Disciple] Just traveled through the world of Journey to the West and became Li Xuan, a poor scholar in Chang'an City who was hungry and almost starved to death on the spot! Fortunately! [Creation Writing System] Awakening! As long as you write a book, the world and characters in the book can come true! I started by reading "Zhu Xian", hoping to make some living money, but unexpectedly, the supreme saint above the nine heavens, the leader of Tongtian, came to visit in person! Tongtian: "This book is destined to me! This son is destined to me! Li Xuan, become my disciple and the saint will teach you personally!" Li Xuan:? ? ? From then on, the style of painting completely deviated! "Ding! "Coiling Dragon" is completed, congratulations on summoning the main god Lin Lei and the mythical beast Beibei!" "Ding! "Dou Po" is completed, congratulations on summoning Dou Emperor Xiao Yan and Strange Fire Burning Sky!" "Ding! "Mortal" is completed, congratulations on summoning Han Tian Lord, the Heavenly Vase is in your hand!" When Sun Wukong was still waiting for Tang Monk, when the gods and Buddhas in the sky were calculating the merits of obtaining scriptures... Li Xuan had already brought hundreds of millions of gods and demons in the book, punched the demon saints, kicked the Buddha, and scared the Jade Emperor to tremble! "Sorry, it's my turn to write the script for Journey to the West!"
[Journey to the West + System Flow + Explosive Start + Saint Recruiting a Disciple] Just traveled through the world of Journey to the West and became Li Xuan, a poor scholar in Chang'an City who was hungry and almost starved to death on the spot! Fortunately! [Creation Writing System] Awakening! As long as you write a book, the world and characters in the book can come true! I started by reading "Zhu Xian", hoping to make some living money, but unexpectedly, the supreme saint above the nine heavens, the leader of Tongtian, came to visit in person! Tongtian: "This book is destined to me! This son is destined to me! Li Xuan, become my disciple and the saint will teach you personally!" Li Xuan:? ? ? From then on, the style of painting completely deviated! "Ding! "Coiling Dragon" is completed, congratulations on summoning the main god Lin Lei and the mythical beast Beibei!" "Ding! "Dou Po" is completed, congratulations on summoning Dou Emperor Xiao Yan and Strange Fire Burning Sky!" "Ding! "Mortal" is completed, congratulations on summoning Han Tian Lord, the Heavenly Vase is in your hand!" When Sun Wukong was still waiting for Tang Monk, when the gods and Buddhas in the sky were calculating the merits of obtaining scriptures... Li Xuan had already brought hundreds of millions of gods and demons in the book, punched the demon saints, kicked the Buddha, and scared the Jade Emperor to tremble! "Sorry, it's my turn to write the script for Journey to the West!"