Library
Browse and search novels
1 novel found

我的第一百种身份
Potato Flavored Fries
I, a eunuch during the time of Qin Shihuang, have taken the elixir of longevity and have lived till now. I wanted to retire in a mountain village, but someone always forced me to take action. Disciple: "Master, have you really met Li Bai?" Zhao Ming: "Well, he fell into the river drunk and I fished it out." Disciple: "What about Hua Tuo?" Zhao Ming: "We talked about surgery, and I have the lost part of his "Qing Nang Shu"." Disciple: "Where is Qin Shihuang?" Zhao Ming: "I met him once from a distance. He has a bad temper." Apprentice: "So you are really..." Zhao Ming: "Shh, I'm seeing a doctor." Villain: "Hand over the secret of immortality!" Zhao Ming: "What's the matter with you modern people? You're always attacking and killing." Villain: "Stop talking nonsense! You are an old man..." Zhao Ming: (Takes off disguise, revealing 25-year-old face) "Let me introduce again, Zhao Ming, a native of Qin Dynasty, 2303 years old this year. How do you want to die? I will try to choose a way to die that you have never seen before." Multinational Group: "Mr. Zhao, join us and share eternal life!" Zhao Ming: "Have you read "Journey to the West"? What happened to the monsters who ate Tang Monk's flesh in the end?" Group representative: "..." Zhao Ming: "So, walk slowly without seeing me off." So, he decided-- Use the last of his eternal power to protect the world he has witnessed for 2,300 years. After all, the hot pot here is delicious, the sunset here is beautiful, and the people here... Deserve him to continue to protect them.
I, a eunuch during the time of Qin Shihuang, have taken the elixir of longevity and have lived till now. I wanted to retire in a mountain village, but someone always forced me to take action. Disciple: "Master, have you really met Li Bai?" Zhao Ming: "Well, he fell into the river drunk and I fished it out." Disciple: "What about Hua Tuo?" Zhao Ming: "We talked about surgery, and I have the lost part of his "Qing Nang Shu"." Disciple: "Where is Qin Shihuang?" Zhao Ming: "I met him once from a distance. He has a bad temper." Apprentice: "So you are really..." Zhao Ming: "Shh, I'm seeing a doctor." Villain: "Hand over the secret of immortality!" Zhao Ming: "What's the matter with you modern people? You're always attacking and killing." Villain: "Stop talking nonsense! You are an old man..." Zhao Ming: (Takes off disguise, revealing 25-year-old face) "Let me introduce again, Zhao Ming, a native of Qin Dynasty, 2303 years old this year. How do you want to die? I will try to choose a way to die that you have never seen before." Multinational Group: "Mr. Zhao, join us and share eternal life!" Zhao Ming: "Have you read "Journey to the West"? What happened to the monsters who ate Tang Monk's flesh in the end?" Group representative: "..." Zhao Ming: "So, walk slowly without seeing me off." So, he decided-- Use the last of his eternal power to protect the world he has witnessed for 2,300 years. After all, the hot pot here is delicious, the sunset here is beautiful, and the people here... Deserve him to continue to protect them.