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The Delusional Concubine Who Was Murdered Drove the Palace Champion Crazy by Growing Vegetables
Short Fiction被害妄想症后妃靠种菜逼疯宫斗冠军
Porridge Cat
After being able to hear the voice of food, I always feel like someone is trying to poison me. On the first day after entering the palace, the soup Jieyu Song gave me screamed "I am poisonous" in my head. I poured it into the mouth of her favorite parrot with my backhand. The parrot foamed at the mouth on the spot. She was so frightened that she dared not enter the imperial dining room for a month. Later, Concubine Xian wanted to add chronic poison to the tea, so I simply opened a soilless cultivation base in the Imperial Garden. The chickens they raise listen to symphony music, and the vegetables they eat are watered with pure water. She was so angry that she could only chew tea foam. For the next three years, I lived happily on my own, and became the most difficult person in the harem to poison. Until the queen came back from rebirth and came to me for revenge with the memories of her previous life. She knows all my trump cards and specially seeks out strange poisons that are colorless and tasteless. Mixed in the thousand-year-old snow lotus as a reward, you want to share it with me in public. However, she broke the snow lotus with her own hands. But I saw several big caterpillars squirming inside, with "Quarantine Passed" labels attached. His face instantly turned green. "Are you sick? Are you using Millennium Snow Lotus to raise bugs?!"
After being able to hear the voice of food, I always feel like someone is trying to poison me. On the first day after entering the palace, the soup Jieyu Song gave me screamed "I am poisonous" in my head. I poured it into the mouth of her favorite parrot with my backhand. The parrot foamed at the mouth on the spot. She was so frightened that she dared not enter the imperial dining room for a month. Later, Concubine Xian wanted to add chronic poison to the tea, so I simply opened a soilless cultivation base in the Imperial Garden. The chickens they raise listen to symphony music, and the vegetables they eat are watered with pure water. She was so angry that she could only chew tea foam. For the next three years, I lived happily on my own, and became the most difficult person in the harem to poison. Until the queen came back from rebirth and came to me for revenge with the memories of her previous life. She knows all my trump cards and specially seeks out strange poisons that are colorless and tasteless. Mixed in the thousand-year-old snow lotus as a reward, you want to share it with me in public. However, she broke the snow lotus with her own hands. But I saw several big caterpillars squirming inside, with "Quarantine Passed" labels attached. His face instantly turned green. "Are you sick? Are you using Millennium Snow Lotus to raise bugs?!"
老公把丈母娘送的咸菜扔进垃圾桶后，全家跪求我别走
Porridge Cat
My mother came to the city from the countryside and brought a jar of cheap-looking pickles to her husband Pei Yong. As soon as he sent my mother away, Pei Yong threw the jar into the trash can downstairs in disgust, without even opening the lid. I went downstairs to pick up the jar, and while he was on the phone without paying attention, I poured the pickles into my bowl. Then I said to Pei Yong: "Husband, have you tasted the pickles that mom brought? How do you like them?" Pei Yong said impatiently: "Throw them away a long time ago! It smells sour and makes me unappetizing." I suppressed a laugh and pretended to be panicked: "Ah? You threw it away? In order to save inter-bank handling fees, mom deliberately stuffed the 6 million yuan bank card that was just issued at home into the pickle jar. The password is still your birthday!"
My mother came to the city from the countryside and brought a jar of cheap-looking pickles to her husband Pei Yong. As soon as he sent my mother away, Pei Yong threw the jar into the trash can downstairs in disgust, without even opening the lid. I went downstairs to pick up the jar, and while he was on the phone without paying attention, I poured the pickles into my bowl. Then I said to Pei Yong: "Husband, have you tasted the pickles that mom brought? How do you like them?" Pei Yong said impatiently: "Throw them away a long time ago! It smells sour and makes me unappetizing." I suppressed a laugh and pretended to be panicked: "Ah? You threw it away? In order to save inter-bank handling fees, mom deliberately stuffed the 6 million yuan bank card that was just issued at home into the pickle jar. The password is still your birthday!"