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At My Mother-in-law's Birthday Party, I Was Forced to Eat Dirt and Stuffed into Her Mouth with My Backhand
Short Fiction婆婆寿宴逼我吃土,反手塞她嘴里
Pick Up At Dusk
It was my mother-in-law's sixtieth birthday and the whole family was reunited, but she personally brought a bowl of Guanyin soil and smiled kindly. "A Ruan, this is the rule of our family. Remember the bitter and think of the sweet. Eat it and you will be able to spread the branches and leaves of our Fu family in the future." Under the gaze of all the guests, my husband Fu Chenan only whispered to me: "Mom is getting old, just obey her for once." The words were exactly the same as in the previous life. In my last life, I ate this bowl of Guanyin soil, which caused my intestines to pierce and my belly to be rotten, and I died in pain. The Fu family only said that I was unlucky. In my next life, I took the bowl of Guanyin soil, and with their expectant eyes, I slowly walked up to my mother-in-law, grabbed her chin, and drank all the bowl of soil. "Mom, you are the elder, you have to enjoy this blessing first."
It was my mother-in-law's sixtieth birthday and the whole family was reunited, but she personally brought a bowl of Guanyin soil and smiled kindly. "A Ruan, this is the rule of our family. Remember the bitter and think of the sweet. Eat it and you will be able to spread the branches and leaves of our Fu family in the future." Under the gaze of all the guests, my husband Fu Chenan only whispered to me: "Mom is getting old, just obey her for once." The words were exactly the same as in the previous life. In my last life, I ate this bowl of Guanyin soil, which caused my intestines to pierce and my belly to be rotten, and I died in pain. The Fu family only said that I was unlucky. In my next life, I took the bowl of Guanyin soil, and with their expectant eyes, I slowly walked up to my mother-in-law, grabbed her chin, and drank all the bowl of soil. "Mom, you are the elder, you have to enjoy this blessing first."

我感染病毒,妻子说蚊子比我可怜
Pick Up At Dusk
In order to facilitate community epidemic prevention, I applied for a batch of high-concentration mosquito killers and stored them in the community office. But my wife's "good friend", an animal activist, always begs me late at night with red eyes to give him the medicine, saying that mosquitoes are also alive. I refused: "There are low-toxic household pesticides outside, why should we use our special ones for epidemic prevention?" When my wife found out, she was furious: "Can't you be kinder? He was bitten by a mosquito and almost contracted the virus to prevent you from spraying!" I was puzzled: "He ran into the mosquitoes by himself, can you blame me? Besides, these are epidemic prevention supplies, earmarked for special use, to save lives first." My wife was silent: "Sorry, I am too excited." In the next few months, she helped me distribute epidemic prevention leaflets every day. But on the day when I was infected with a virus and had a high fever and was in urgent need of specific medicine, she drove me around for three hours and missed the best time for injection. On the big screen of the epidemic prevention station, she hugged the animal activist and sneered: "Didn't you say you should save human lives first? Now that the special medicine is out of stock, I want to see how long your life will last."
In order to facilitate community epidemic prevention, I applied for a batch of high-concentration mosquito killers and stored them in the community office. But my wife's "good friend", an animal activist, always begs me late at night with red eyes to give him the medicine, saying that mosquitoes are also alive. I refused: "There are low-toxic household pesticides outside, why should we use our special ones for epidemic prevention?" When my wife found out, she was furious: "Can't you be kinder? He was bitten by a mosquito and almost contracted the virus to prevent you from spraying!" I was puzzled: "He ran into the mosquitoes by himself, can you blame me? Besides, these are epidemic prevention supplies, earmarked for special use, to save lives first." My wife was silent: "Sorry, I am too excited." In the next few months, she helped me distribute epidemic prevention leaflets every day. But on the day when I was infected with a virus and had a high fever and was in urgent need of specific medicine, she drove me around for three hours and missed the best time for injection. On the big screen of the epidemic prevention station, she hugged the animal activist and sneered: "Didn't you say you should save human lives first? Now that the special medicine is out of stock, I want to see how long your life will last."