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The newly arrived general manager holds a "low performance report" generated by AI. Put me on the layoff list because I only type 2 lines of code every day. I stared at my name on the list, my pupils suddenly shrank, and my face was full of disbelief. The manager sneered disdainfully and raised the volume. "Even AI thinks you are useless!" "Now the whole industry is getting rid of 'low-productive' employees. With your level, it will be extremely difficult to find a job!" I didn't argue anymore, and quietly took back more than 180 patent rights in the company.

Do I need her consent when I issue an internship certificate? I replied with a bit of fun: "Okay, I'll give you a big gift."

When I took my son for a physical examination, the nurse said that he was on the short side and suggested that he should have his development checked. I immediately took the child to the growth clinic. After the results came out, the doctor asked me doubtfully: "Are you sure the child is six years old this year?" I was stunned for a moment: "Yes, not long after his birthday." The doctor pointed to the CT film: "But the bone age shows that he is only five years old." "Can I remember my own son's birthday correctly?" I dragged my son away angrily. He turned around and went to the private hospital run by his good friend Chen Yang. He found the most authoritative pediatrician. Not only did he have his bone age taken again, but he also drew blood to check the telomere length. The expert said seriously: "The bone age and telomere results are consistent, and the child's age is five years old. If you remember the age correctly... I suggest you do a paternity test." My mind buzzed. Half an hour later, the nurse handed over the report, which read in black and white "Exclusion of biological blood relationship." I held the piece of paper, my hands shaking. "What about my child? Where is he?"

Grandpa's apple orchard has a bumper harvest this year, and the apples are all big and red. The girlfriend of the anchor with millions of fans offered to help sell apples in the live broadcast room.

College classmates organized AA to travel to my hometown town, and they collectively recommended me as their guide. After accompanying them to visit the scenic spots in the ancient town, I went to the parking lot to pick up the car. As soon as I walked to the car, a man in security uniform stopped me and handed me a charge sheet: "Parking fee, 500,000 yuan per hour." I thought I heard wrongly, and pointed to the charge board next to me with a smile: "Master, doesn't it say five yuan per hour?" The man squinted at my out-of-town license plate and said disdainfully: "You are blind! You can't see it. Is this an antique parking space? The floor tiles underneath were excavated from the Mausoleum of the First Emperor of Qin. They are more valuable than your life." "It's your advantage to let you park for 500,000 yuan for an hour!" Seeing that I didn't speak, he threatened me more aggressively: "If you don't give me the money today, I will smash your car and throw you into the pond to feed the fish!" I laughed. Without talking to him any more nonsense, I took out my mobile phone and called the cultural tourism company that contracted the ancient town tour: "Make this person disappear from my sight within two minutes, or I will revoke your right to operate the ancient town!"