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[Sand sculpture + metaphysics + live broadcast + funny jokes + strong women + entertainment industry + no CP] She dressed as a seductress and was blacklisted by the entire internet, but she was plauded by a scumbag at the beginning. Tang Youyou hurriedly packed up his belongings and returned to the countryside to inherit the ancestral Po Tao Temple, preparing to sell it to pay off his debts. Who would have known that Taoist temples have their own tongue-in-cheek skills, and if they don't engage in metaphysics to revitalize incense, they will be struck by lightning! In order to survive and make money, Tang Youyou was forced to start a live broadcast of "Sand Sculpture Metaphysics". "Master, I have Mercury going retrograde recently, can you help me take a look?" Tang Youyou (serious): "It's not a big problem. Go stand on your head in front of your boss's office and eat a banana to fight fire with fire." I thought it was just a joke, but the result - Netizen A: "Master, I've been promoted! The boss said I have great ideas and don't stick to one standard!" Netizen B: "Master, you are awesome! Ever since you scolded my ex-boyfriend, he never dared to harass me again, saying that your mouth is more vicious than his mother!" Netizen C: "Master, the peach blossom charm you drew is so effective! My mother took it to the square dance, and Uncle Wang next door's three sons all came to ask for WeChat!" Later, top celebrities and business tycoons stepped through the threshold one after another, and luxury cars lined up to the bottom of the mountain. The opponent who had blackmailed her shivered: "Master, I was wrong, please be kind to me!" The top ex-boyfriend held up all his net worth: "Yuyou, I will give you everything, give me another chance!" Tang Youyou was picking her teeth with a mahogany sword while commanding the new recruits. "Did you see that person? Ask him to queue up at the back. Today's discount codes have been distributed. Want to jump in line? Double merit."

Shanfeng is the youngest disciple of Kunlun Palace. When she was ten years old, she traveled to the wasteland world eight thousand years in the future just because she took a nap. Mechanical prosthetics, gene editing, and various machines that can fly and escape without using magic. It took Shanfeng a full month to finally accept the world in front of him. She comforted herself: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. As the most outstanding disciple of Kunlun Palace, I will definitely survive." At that time, the sand demon was rampant, and it was difficult to determine the outcome of the collision between demon power and technology. In order to find the child he picked up from the garbage heap, Shanfeng just raised his hand and smashed the big demon to pieces. She forgot that in addition to being a young disciple of Kunlun Palace, she was also an 8,110-year-old ancestor. Drawing talismans, wielding swords, drawing thunder, refining alchemy... The pollution that technology cannot solve, our ancestors can do it! The Foreign Object Management Bureau looked at the mutated species that had been maimed by the "elementary school students" and fell into deep thought. So three months later... The mutated cockroaches and the wanted evil spirits all went to the Foreign Object Bureau to apply for imprisonment. Li Xiaoping, leader of the foreign object management team, patted his boss on the shoulder proudly: "How about it? You must be frightened by the strength of my ancestors!"